Saturday, December 29, 2012

Book Review: Douglas/Olshaker's Cases That Haunt Us


The Cases That Haunt Us: From Jack the Ripper to Jonbenet Ramsey, the FBI's Legendary Mindhunter Unravels the Mysteries That Won't Go AwayThe Cases That Haunt Us: From Jack the Ripper to Jonbenet Ramsey, the FBI's Legendary Mindhunter Unravels the Mysteries That Won't Go Away by John E. Douglas
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

In The Cases That Haunt Us, former FBI profiler John Douglas – along with his frequent collaborator writer-filmmaker Mark Olshaker - examines some of the prevailing mysteries of the last century and a half.  In-depth chapters on Jack the Ripper, Lizzie Borden, the Lindbergh Kidnapping, and the Zodiac intrigue and bring interesting facts to light – including the naming of a suspect in the Ripper case.  Lesser sections, collected in a chapter called American Dreams/American Nightmares, bring the focus onto The Black Dahlia, the Boston Strangler, and Lawrencia Bembenek – the last of whom I had never heard of before.  The better chapters – Jack the Ripper, Lindbergh, and the Boston Strangler section – are easily 5 star entries, while lesser chapters are still good – 3 or 4 star.

However, it is the crux of the book is the JonBenet Ramsey murder.  The penultimate chapter of the work, the JonBenet Ramsey case seems to be the sole reason the book was written.  In light of this chapter, all the rest seem but Douglas establishing his bona fides, setting himself up to justify his opinion on this, the only case in the book, he personally worked.  A case he regularly references in the earlier chapters.  The chapter remains interesting and his arguments seem sound.  However, this chapter greatly bogs down the rest of the work as does Douglas’s sometimes cocky attitude – as seen in his assurance that he could have secured a confession from Lizzie Borden among other places.

Another oft mentioned case which would have fit into this volume is the OJ Simpson trial, brought up several times to illustrate points but never truly discussed.  Also regularly mentioned is the Unibomber case, which was solved – and on which Douglas and Olshaker have already released a book.  Still either of these or any of numerous other unsolved or dubiously solved cases would have fit better.

I first read the chapter on Jack the Ripper when the book first came out over a decade ago, and was glad to get a hold of a copy so I could finish reading the work.  Despite the above mentioned issues, the book remains an interesting and compelling read.  Given the opportunity I would gladly read Douglas and Olshaker’s other works, particularly Mindhunter which deals with Douglas’s time at the FBI and their novel Broken Wings.

Recommended especially for fans of True Crime and Police Procedurals, as well as interested readers in general.  Probably a 4 star book, but as I said earlier, bogged down by the Ramsey chapter.


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Saturday, November 24, 2012

Countdown to Christmas

It's that time again...Christmas...

Aw... I can see it now... the tree, the decorations (if we ever make it to pull them out of storage).  Snowflakes falling outside (except I live in Oklahoma where it doesn't snow at Christmastime). A fire burning in the hearth (I hope, it's our first winter in the new apartment which does have a fireplace, so lets hope it works!).

The crazy Black Friday shopping (we went out this morning and it wasn't actually that bad, Best Buy was definitely the worst of the places we went - Game Exchange, Hastings, PetCo, Big Lots, Atwood's being the others), the cooking (mmm....Roast Beast), the presents.

But the best part of this time of year is Christmas music.  I love it, whether it's the light fun stuff like Have a Holly Jolly Christmas or heavier fare like The River (I'm especially fond of Robert Downy Jr.'s Ally McBeal rendition).

For more traditional songs, I like Silent Night and O Tannenbaum the best.  I was always fond of Little Drummer Boy while growing up.  I am also a fan of most of the old standards: Rudolf, Frosty, Winter Wonderland, and the like, but my favorite I'll Be Home for Christmas.  I'm not usually too held up by who sings any of these songs, but some are better than others.

Anyway, here is my Top 10 Favorite Christmas Songs:

10. Santa's Beard by The Beach Boys
9.   Belleau Wood by Garth Brooks
8.   Silver Bells - Bing Crosby
7.   Santa Baby by Madonna (I also really like the Ally McBeal version)
6.   We Wish You a Merry Christmas by John Denver and the Muppets
5.   The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) by Dave Seville and the Chipmunks
4.   I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas by Gayla Peevey
3.   The Gift (The Nightingale Song/A Poor Orphan Girl Named Maria) by Aselin Debison
2.   Christmas Is Coming by John Denver and the Muppets
1.   Snoopy's Christmas (Christmas Bells) by The Royal Guardsmen

As you can see, I'm not going into a whole lot of detail on this one, just letting the songs stand for themselves.    I recommend going out and finding them for a good listen if you are into this kind of thing.

There have been a number of great Christmas albums both compilations and studio albums.  Now has a number of great Christmas collections out and the A Very Special Christmas series is also good.

But as for the Greatest Christmas Albums of All Time here are my Top 5:

5.  Christmas Portrait by The Carpenters
4.  Merry Christmas by Mariah Carey
3.  Christmas Through Your Eyes by Gloria Estefan
2.  The Beach Boys Christmas Album
1.  A Christmas Together by John Denver and the Muppets

So, there's my list.  And now I wanna know your's.  What is your favorite Christmas song (traditional or modern) or album?  What is your favorite part of the holidays?

Leave a comment below or hit me up on my twitter @NerdIsNewCool

In the meantime, Happy Holidays

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Hiatus Til After Thanksgiving

Due to the Holidays, Nerd Is The New Cool, will not be posting only sporadically for the rest of 2012.  Our next post will be our Countdown to Christmas Special, sometime between Black Friday and Sunday the 25. See you then and have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

This Nerd's Life

So, since last time I've done a few things...

Firstly, I bought an Xbox 360 and am on Xbox Live, both for the first time.  As I've said before, see our award winning blog entry Summer of the Nerd, I'm not a big (video) gamer.  So this is kinda a deal...something of a Real World Quest to add on some XP to up my Nerd Level.  

Secondly, I'm almost finished reading The Cases That Haunt Us by former FBI profiler John Douglas.  It's an interesting read, I especially enjoyed the sections on Jack the Ripper and the Zodiac.  If I don't get to lazy, I'll post a review on Good Reads and post a link in an upcoming blog.  But I'll probably get to lazy.  

Nextly, I started reading Game of Thrones.  Hopefully, this will get Katie Wilson to stop telling me over and over and over how great it is...hold on my wife is saying something...what?  No way... I am not an idiot...sorry for the interruption, my wife was trying to tell me Katie isn't talking to me directly in her blog, but it's prerecorded and everyone can see it...silly wife.  You know what I'm talking about don't you, person I'm writing this directly to... Anyway, Game of Thrones, I'm 225 pages in and it's pretty good so far.  Still haven't got to episode 3 of the HBO show yet, but, you know, eventually.  It's awesome and all, so...I'm just really worried about how my wife will react when...NO SPOILERS!...'cause she's crazy in the head...

Thenly (WTF's with all the "-ly" endings, Nerd?  You were an English major for crying out loud.  Knock it off...), my dad bought Last Night on Earth the Zombie board game...he took it home with him though...butt-head. 

Alsoly, Shadowman 1 came out it's awesome...go check it out...

Finally (I said knock off the "-ly" bullstuff...oh wait, that one's right, never mind ..), I went to Diwali Night: great show (singing, dancing, comedy), great food, and a great job by everyone involved.  Congrats to the Oklahoma State University Indian Student Association for putting together a great program.  Especially, to my kids - past and present who participated - who were part of this event.  You know who you are and I am very proud of all of you.   

And now back to our regularly scheduled Top Ten, already not in progress...

I was going to do a Top Ten Characters I want to see in the Justice League Movie, but that is a little more in-depth than I want to go tonight so will added to the "but that's another" blog list.  So this week, we're doing the whole no top ten thing this week.  

And I wanna hear from you...what have you been up to this last week?  Why didn't you write my blog?  Who do you think Jack the Ripper really was?  Why is a raven like a writing desk?  Should more words end in "-ly?"  Leave a comment below or hit up my twitter page @nerdisnewcool.

Nerd is the New Cool, signing off
  

P.S.ly, if Katie Wilson is reading this, you don't need a restraining order, I'm not actually crazy...but I understand if you get one.  

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Top Ten Favorite YouTube Videos


As I have mentioned in previous posts, I am a bit of a YouTube junkie.  And while there are any number of channels I enjoy to frequent (Screen Team Show, Geek and Sundry,...) there are also great videos I've discovered just from random searches and clicking links.  

Here I present to you a very fleeting list of my all-time favorite.  I couldn't make this list again, for the videos listed would be quite different in a different moment.  Also, I excluded episodes of webseries for the most part (both number 7 and number 3 actually break that rule but both shows are non sequitur so I don't think I'm cheating too much) so The Guild, Walking in Circles, and Bite Me all didn't make the list, despite being   awesome.  

10. What is Deja vu? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSf8i8bHIns&feature=related) by Vsauce I actually discovered this one while searching YouTube for the the links to the other videos on this list.  I was already familiar with Vsauce from some of his other videos and from mentions by other YouTubers, but didn't have a favorite video of his.  This one really caught my eye though and became a "favorite of the moment" as I often experience "That Feeling, You Can Only Say What It Is in French" and found this an interesting explanation of it.  


9. ASDF Movie 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCnj-uiRCn8&NR=1&feature=endscreen) by Cake Bomb (TomSka) OK, first off...don't tell my wife I like ASDF, I'll never hear the end of it.  She *loves* ASDF.  And she watches them over and over and over and over and...you get the picture.  I was actually going to put ASDF Movie 2 ("I like trains"/"Pie Flavor!"/"Die Potato!" "Not today") but then I found this new(ish) one that I don't think she even knows about (Mwahahaha).  Of course, now that I've told the interweb that she doesn't know about it, she's gonna tell me she saw it way long back before it came out a-go.  You'd have to know my wife.  Moving on now.  


8.  Charlie the Unicorn (aka Candy Mountain Charlie) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY) by FilmCow (this link goes to SecretAgentBob's feed which I think is the official version of the video).  OMG, but this video is annoying.  And how.  "Charlie."  Good gravy but I hate this video.  So you're asking yourself why did it make my list of favorites?  Because I hate it... but it's so funny.  "Shun the non-believer shun." "Aw! they took my frickin' kidney!" If you haven't seen it, don't watch it -- I mean, watch it -- but don't watch it.  I'm sorry.  *hangs head in shame*


7.  Top 5 Creepiest Giant Spiders (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ4QZNrI1ls) by TheEscapistMagazine part of the Top 5 with Lisa Foiles series.  Is anyone hotter than Lisa Foiles?  (bring back the blonde hair Lisa!)  If you don't already love Lisa with me you might also wanna check out this video (mostly for the introduction section - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whh-HkW3k2c&feature=relmfu) and, you know, all her other Top 5's and her current run on ReMag, oh and she's in some Black Nerd Comedy videos which is actually where I discovered her.  Here ends the ramble... As for this video, Lisa's countdown of Creepy Spiders, is bookend-ed by some hi-larious scenes of her being a girl about spiders - kinda reminds me of my mom...awkward.  This is only barely my favorite of my many favorite Top 5's and could easily have been another. 


6.  Harry Potter: How It Should Have Ended (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsYWT5Q_R_w) by HISHEdotcom and Starz Digital Media.  I love this video.  I've watched a whole lot of the other HISHE movies and none have been as good as this one (Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi are close, but most of the others are just stupid).  


5.  Batman vs. Superman trailer [Fan Edit] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRmmjxX0yR0&feature=relmfu) by Russkafin Created from scenes from Tim Burton's Batman films and Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, among other sources.  It was followed by a not as good second trailer a couple of years later (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwBblTwtFFc).  I would have loved to see this movie get made back in the ninties.  Other Superman/Batman trailers have come along some good and some bad, but this remains the greatest.  


4.  Pokemon! Party Rock Parody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOQI-YHwvyU by ScreenTeamShow a parody of LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem and one of ScreenTeam's many awesome "Geekodies" of which it was hard to pick just one.  See Donkey Kong Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6BMmJVzQIU&list=PL936D49D56E7ABD1D&index=28&feature=plpp_video) and Take a Nerdy Picture for Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBBJAk-egYU&list=PL936D49D56E7ABD1D&index=30) among others.  


3.  Scary Smash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef2wnLL1s00) by Geek and Sundry.  The first episode of Written By a Kid (probably the only show on Geek and Sundry I like more than Tabletop), Scary Smash is intersecting scenes of a Kid telling a story and that story being brought to life I professional movie makers.  There have been other great - and a few meh - episodes of WBAK, but this one is still my favorite.  Also, best thing Dave Foley has done in years...


2.  The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA) by (I think) AlbinoBlackSheep (which is the feed I got it from). My good friend @batchickcrazy introduced me to this a few years ago and it has had a semi-regular viewing ever since.  Godzilla, Batman, Chuck Norris, Abe Lincoln, its got everybody.  


1.  Grayson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_594699&feature=iv&src_vid=XiZuvJ48MZ0&v=QQyfQ7RMOXs) by Untamed Cinema (untamedc).  Aw, Grayson.  Where to begin.  The only Batman movie to even come close to standing up next to the Tim Burton/Michael Keaton films.  I would way more rather see this than any of the Dark Knight trilogy.  It makes me a little sad every time I watch it, cause it isn't real.  DC and WB, just let him make it for realzies.  It will be awesome.   Unless you've read the script.  Then it kinda sucks.  Don't read the script, only the trailer, just the trailer.  Trailer is awesome.  



So there you have them...my Top Ten YouTube Videos of the Moment.  Hope you enjoy them and give some likes and subscribes.  That's what keeps YouTubers going and their who keeps YouTube great.  

And now I wanna hear from you, what are your favorite YouTube videos?   Do you like or hate my picks?  Leave me a response below or on my twitter @nerdisnewcool.  



Bonus:  Not one of my favorites, but if you're gonna be a nerd blogger, writing a nerd blog about YouTube videos, you have to include Nyan Cat.  'Nuff Said.  



Sunday, November 4, 2012

Under the Weather

Sorry, nerds and geekgirls, but I'm not feeling the greatest tonight - too much partying this weekend.  I have my next post "Top Ten Favorite YouTube Videos" about half written and I expect to post it tomorrow.  See you then.

Nerd is the New Cool, signing off.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Top Ten Movies to Watch on Halloween

No real fluff text today.  Just my Top 10 Picks for the Movies to Watch on a Dark and Stormy Halloween Night:

1. Halloween
2. House of Frankenstein
3. Psycho
4. Dracula (1932)
5. Brides of Dracula
6. Monster Squad
7. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
8. Night of the Living Dead
9. Plan 9 from Outer Space
10. Godzilla vs. Megalon

Nerd is the New Cool, signing off

Happy Halloween

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Next Post on Wednesday

With just three days left in our Countdown to Halloween, I am postponing this weeks blog entry until Wednesday, October 31.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Top Ten...?


So I lost my flashdrive.  Less “lost,” more “misplaced,” and by “misplaced” I mean “lost.”  As in, it’s on the Island with Jack, Kate, and Sawyer.  I think the Smoke Monster may have it.  Which, if you have the Avengers Blu-ray you know, means it’s in SHIELD’s hands now. 

But I digress, the point is, my flashdrive, with my Top Ten list ideas, is MIA – also a lot of other important things like my most up to day resume and my other writings. Long story short (too late), I’m winging it. 

So I need to come up with an idea for a Top Ten, come up with what goes on that Top Ten, and then write it up, proof read it (Why start now?), put it in blogger, and publish.  All by midnight.  No problem, sounds easy, that’s still hours away…   

Three Hours Later

OK, I got nothing.  I have been planning on doing a Top Ten Hottest Nerds list but I have one pretty mapped out on my flashdrive and wouldn’t want to have to start over, plus Top Ten Hottest needs pics and I’m a little scared of getting sued for using somebody else’s copyrighted images for that so I’m still working on the logistics there but hey, stay tuned.  It’ll happen. 

Also, I’m still on the whole Countdown to Halloween thing (10 Days to Go!), and that isn’t exactly a Halloween themed Top Ten.  I’d need something more like the Top Ten Goriest Slasher Movie Deaths or the Top Ten Most Ironic Horror Movie Deaths.  Oh, or maybe the Top Ten Best Horror Movie Nude Scenes do a little homage to Joe Bob Briggs and the breast count from his Drive-In Movie Reviews.  But no my mom reads this and I can’t go be talking about Boobies and Booties (unless that has something to do with pirates). 

I could to my Top Ten Favorite Scooby-Doo Episodes or the Top Ten Looney Tunes Cartoon Shorts – of the monster ones of course – but with my last list being Halloween Cartoons, that might be a little too soon. 

I’ve also thought about doing a Top Ten Greatest Horror Comics list, but I just can’t bring myself to do it, I haven’t read enough of the ones that really need to make it to do the list justice – I’ve read very little Warren (Creepy, Eerie, etc.) and even less EC (Tales from the Crypt et al).  Kinda related, but less Halloweenie, I could do a Top Ten Comics That Should Be Made Into Movies But Won’t Be – definitely have to work on the title for that one – I’m sure it would have several horror titles on it but still one Halloween enough. 

More on subject would be a Top Ten Reasons Allison Scagliotti Should Play Cassie Hack (#AllisonScag4Cassie).  But other than she’s awesome I can’t think of anything off hand. 

So, I just don’t know.  Guess I’ll just get started on my old stand by…The Top Ten Reasons I Didn’t Write My Blog This Week

But in the mean time, I wanna know what Top Ten lists you want me to write, either from the list above or just from out in the ether. Leave a comment below or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool

Also, because as said before, she's awesome, you can follow Allison Scagliotti on twitter at @allisonscag

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off.  

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Top 10 Halloween Cartoons

Only 24 Days left ‘til Halloween and here at Nerd Is the New Cool, our countdown continues.  I’ve always been a big cartoon guy.  I have several Looney Tunes Gold Collections and a number of other old time cartoon sets – Wal-Mart’s $1 & $5 DVDs have been my friends in both the cartoon and the horrible sci-fi/horror/fantasy movie areas. 

So as we get closer to The Great Pumpkin’s rise from the pumpkin patch – should I have said “Spoiler Alert” before that? cause it’s definitely a give away to what comes below – I thought it fitting to bring you my all-time favorite Top Ten Halloween Cartoons. 

There are lots of great Halloween specials.  Shrek and Monsters Vs. Aliens have both recently done amusing ones, and everything from the Flintstones to Pinky and the Brain has at least had an episode dedicated to the holiday.  

10.  Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween (2005, Disney) – it’s hard for me to put this one on the list, mostly because it’s too new – though I will have other new ones down below – but it has been a major part of my family’s Halloween traditions since it came out.  One of a series of Winnie the Pooh movies that have destroyed the current generations understanding of Heffalumps, it’s still a fun and enjoyable movie. 

9. Mad Monster Party (1967, Rankin/Bass) – I’m not actually a huge fan of this one, but it seemed wrong to leave it out.  Made by the same company as Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer and dozens of other Christmas specials, Mad Monster Party brings together all the classic monsters: Dracula, Frankenstein’s Creature and his Mate, The Invisible Man, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, the Hunchback of Notre Dame, and some generic versions of the Wolfman, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, and King Kong (called It). 

8. Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolf-Man (2000, Universal) – When Theodore is bitten by a werewolf; it’s up to Alvin and Simon, with the aid of a “gypsy” TV horror movie hostess, to save him.  Much better than the Chipmunks other Halloween fair – 1999’s Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein.    

7. The Simpson’s Halloween Specials (aka Treehouse of Horror) (1990-Present, Fox) – Another one that is hard to include.  The first four belong on the list without question.  The Raven, King Kong, and Dracula segments alone are priceless.  Kang and Kodos are among the all-time great Simpsons characters.  Unfortunately, later Treehouse of Horror episodes pale in comparision and the most recent one I watched – 2008’s XIX featuring “Untitled Robot Parody” and “It’s the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse” – was downright unfunny.

6. Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998, Warner Bros./Hanna-Barbera) – OK, not a Halloween cartoon, I get that.  Still, Scooby-Doo is the ultimate scary cartoon series, and this is probably the best of the movies/specials, and is top ten Scooby anything (probably #2 after “Jeepers, It’s the Creeper”). 

5. A Disney Halloween (1983, Disney) – Made from two previous Disney specials (1982’s Disney’s Halloween Treat and 1977’s Disney’s Greatest Villains), this special is the reason I liked Disney cartoons growing up.  A Disney Halloween shows clips from classic Disney movies like Snow White, Fantasia, and Legend of Sleepy Hallow as well as cartoon shorts like Donald Duck and the Gorilla and Skeleton Dance among many others. 

4. Daffy Duck’s Quackbusters (1988, Warner Bros.) – Much like A Disney Halloween, Quackbusters is primarily a clip show, albeit one with a wrapping story of new material tying the old material together.   Daffy inherits a fortune from a rich old man, and uses the money to open a ghost hunting business with employees Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig (and Porky’s pet cat Sylvester).   
 
3. Garfield’s Halloween Adventure (1985, aired on CBS) – Garfield and Odie go trick-or-treating dressed as pirates and encounter the ghosts of real pirates.  A fun romp and one of the best of the Garfield specials. 

2. The Great Bear Scare (1983) – I haven’t seen this one in years, but it was among my all-time favorites as a child.  I had a VHS copy we had recorded off TV – also on the tape was the movie Dinosaurus! – which I watched year round until it the tape died. 

1. It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966, aired on CBS) – the ultimate Halloween classic.  We should all have a little bit of Linus’s optimism and childlike faith, a little bit of Charlie Brown’s eternal trust and faith in his fellow man (child), a little bit of Lucy’s cynicism to balance them out, and a little bit of Snoopy’s cool. 
 
So there you have it. My Top Ten Greatest Halloween Cartoons.  Now I wanna here from you. Let me know your favorite Halloween special(s) in the comments below or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool.

Many, but not all, of the above videos are available on DVD, check out Amazon.com or your local specialty video store.  Unfortunately neither The Great Bear Scare nor A Disney Halloween is among them.   Write your congressmen to try to get that rectified – P.S. Do Not write your congressmen to try to get that rectified.

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Top Ten Scream Queens


Greetings Nerds and Geekgirls, it’s time for the official Halloween countdown to begin.  Last week we talked about Zombies and this week I want to move in the same general scary direction but talking about that most delectable of horror movie archetypes: the Scream Queen. 
Down through the ages – as long as there have been horror movies, there have been scream queens.  Usually with one raining supreme with lesser scream queens – scream princesses? – filling the sidelines (rather than give examples here, I’ll discuss the biggies in a moment down below).
Early scream queens tended toward damsels in distress types, needing rescued by the films “knight in shining armor” or even falling under the knife, not surviving the film.  Later, the slasher film’s Final Girl replaced the classic model, more often saving themselves than waiting for a rescuer – most outlived their romantic interests. 

So here are my Top Ten Scream Queens (With a Few Honorable Mentions), presented in chronological order based on years of reign.  Criteria is based as much on importance as anything else; however, hotness and coolness – which often come hand in hand – are both factors. 

1. Mary Philbin (1903-1993) Reign: Silent Era - Mary Philbin wasn’t necessarily the first of the “silent screamers” , but she is by far the most notable.  Everyone remembers the “red” of the blood in the Psycho shower scene, and everyone remembers the “sound” of Mary’s Phantom of the Opera scream.  Not her only foray into horror, she also appeared notably in The Man Who Laughs. 

2. Fay Wray (1907-2004) Reign: 1932-1934 - Also appearing in Doctor X, The Vampire Bat, Mystery of the Wax Museum, and The Most Dangerous Game, Fay Wray is best known as a scream queen due to her high decibel appearance in King Kong as the love interest of a giant ape. 

3. Evelyn Ankers (1918-1985) Reign: 1941-1945 - The disputed queen of Universal Horror, Evelyn Ankers starred, usually – but not always – opposite Lon Chaney, Jr., in classics ranging from the Abbott and Costello comedy Hold That Ghost to Captive Wild Woman to Mad Ghoul and appeared along with the Wolf Man, Frankenstein’s Monster (in Ghost), Dracula (in Son), and the Invisible Man (in Revenge).

Concurrent to Evelyn (1940-1944) and also mostly at Universal, Anne Gwynne (1918-2003) is our first Honorable Mention.  She appeared opposite Lugosi and Karloff in Black Friday, shared screen time with Evelyn in Weird Woman, and tangled with Dracula but neither the Wolf Man nor the title monster in House of Frankenstein.  

4. Julie Adams (b. 1926) Reign: 1954 - Though her only significant horror role was The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Julie Adams legacy as a sci-fi/horror icon lasts well into the present and her place as scream queen is insured by that performance.  Though not groundbreaking – all of our previously mentioned scream queens played to same “Beauty” to the monster’s “Beast” role – Julie set the tone for all the other short lived screamers of the 1950s Atomic Age Sci-Fi/Horror films. 

5. Janet Leigh (1927-2004) Reign: 1960 - Like Julie Adams before her, Janet Leigh was a one scream wonder, but oh, what a scream.  The star and heroine of Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, Janet - SPOILER ALERT! - dies a third of the way into the film in a blood bath (blood shower?) that is one of the first “graphic” scenes of violence in movies.  SPOILERS END Janet’s scream is among – if not the – most famous screams in motion picture history. 

6. Tie: Barbara Steele (b. 1937) Reign: 1960-1969 and Ingrid Pitt (1937-2010) Reign: 1964-1973) – Two British scream queens, one an export more famous for her Italian and American films, the other the ultimate Hammer Girl.  Barbara Steele stole the crown from Janet Leigh as it was still settling on her head and she and Ingrid Pitt have overlapping claim to it for most of the high of their careers.  Barbara starred notably in Mario Bava’s Black Sunday, Roger Corman’s The Pit and the Pendulum, and Honeymoon with a Stranger, alongside Janet Leigh.  Ingrid appeared in Hammer’s Vampire Lovers and Countess Dracula, Amicus’s The House That Dripped Blood and The Wicker Man. 
Honorable Mentions: It’s hard to narrow a list like this down, and it’s hard to decide who counts.  Linda Blair (b. 1959) for example was only 14 when she starred in The Exorcist, the role that most qualifies her for scream queen status, but that seems too young to wear the crown.  Marilyn Burns (b. 1950) seems like the next choice to replace Steele/Pitt, but like Julie Adams and Janet Leigh, her contribution of only one significant film The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is a drawback – as significant as the film is, Marilyn role isn’t that significant as a scream queen.  I don’t mean to say Marilyn wasn’t a scream queen, but she just wasn’t one of the greatest, in my humble opinion. 

7. Jamie Lee Curtis (b. 1958) Reign: 1978-1984 - If only one name had been mentioned in this blog, only one scream queen named, this would be she.  Jamie Lee Curtis: The Scream Queen.  It almost feels cheap to bother naming her films: Halloween and Halloween II, The Fog, Prom Night, and Terror Train. 

 The 80s were the age of the scream queen.  Brinke Stevens, Adrienne Barbeau, Michelle Bauer, Julie Strain, picking the greatest is enough to make someone scream themselves.  But…

8.  Linnea Quigley (b. 1958) Reign: 1984-? - Linnea Quigley, the ultimate – disputed – scream queen of the 80s.  Her numerous films – including Return of the Living Dead, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (best B-Movie name of all time?), and Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers to name but a few – are genre classics, she even briefly appears in a Freddy Kruger movie.  

9. Drew Barrymore (b. 1975) Reign: 1991-1996 - In what I expect to be the most disputed name on the list, Drew Barrymore’s horror films are limited but significant.  Her earlier films included E.T. (though not horror, a very significant Sci-Fi film and like other Sci-Fi film before it – The Day the Earth Stood Still comes to mind – a major influence on horror movies to come), Cat’s Eye, and Firestarter (both from works by Stephen King).  She became a scream queen thanks to film like Poison Ivy and was significant enough to be offered the lead role in Scream which she passed on choosing instead to be SPOILER ALERT! the “First 15” victim SPOILERS END.  

10. Neve Campbell (b. 1973) Reign: 1996-c. 2000.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Top Ten Greatest Zombie Movies

As Halloween is approaching my mind is turning more and more to scary movies.  I love all kinds of horror flicks: Psycho Killers (both realistic and supernatural ones), Vampires, Werewolves, Big Apes and Bigger Lizards, Mummies, Trolls, Aliens, Goblins, and Sharks.  I’m not so much into the splatterporn/tortureporn stuff like those cheap Hotel movies or the Wood Cutting Implement series, but I’m not above gore – Texas Chainsaw Massacre jumps forward as a classic example of greatness and gore sharing the same space. 

But of all the subgenres of horror, one has dominated the spotlight in recent years: Zombie and Zombie Apocalypse movies. 

Thus, to begin our countdown to Halloween (36 Days!), I present the Ten Greatest Zombie Movies (in chronological order). 


To begin, the Rules: a Zombie isn’t a Zombie isn’t a Zombie.  White Zombie, I Walked With a Zombie, Cast a Deadly Spell, House of the Dead, and Reanimator, all feature zombies of different varieties.  None of them make this list.  Nor do Frankenstein’s monster, Mummies, or Vampires, all technically Walking Dead, but not zombies.  This list is of Romero, Russo, and O’Bannon style zombies only, MTV style zombies make the cut if they are true zombies, but not if they are only zombie like (28 Days Later). 

1.  Night of the Living Dead (1968) – the first, the classic, the film all other zombie films are judged on – and it wasn’t even supposed to be zombies.  Written by George A. Romero and John A. Russo, Night was originally supposed to be Ghouls - the traditional flesh-eating undead creatures. 
2. Dawn of the Dead (1978) – Romero and Russo split company after Night each wanting to take the series in different directions.  Romero’s follow-up was Dawn of the Dead, produced by Italian horror master Dario Argento.  It closely follows the same themes and tone as Night and is filled with Romero’s brand of humor and social commentary. 
3. Zombie (1979) – In Italy, Argento reedited Dawn and released it as Zombi, which spawned a series of sequels of its own, beginning with Lucio Fulci’s Zombi 2 or – as it was released in America – Zombie.  Fulci’s film – like Argento’s reedit of Dawn - is more serious and more graphically gory than the Romero films.  Iconic scenes include a woman getting her eye gouged out and a fight between a zombie and a shark.  Fulci went on to make more of his own – unrelated – zombie films and the Zombi series continued with one more official film and dozens of unofficial ones. 
4. Return of the Living Dead (1985) – While Romero continued the Dead films, Russo began writing novels, starting with an adaptation of Night and followed by Return of the Living Dead.  Russo’s Zombies stayed relatively true to the classic Walking Dead zombies.  But this 1985 film adaptation of the novel did not.  Anyone who thinks zombies feed on human brains has seen, or at least heard references to, Dan O’Bannon’s horror/black comedy Return of the Living Dead.  Famous for its Ghouls’ hunger – and moaning – for brains, as well as 80’s scream queen Linnea Quigley’s – a hum – “wardrobe,” Return spawned two true sequels – one funny, one not – and two in-name-only sequels – not funny and not really O’Bannon style zombies. 
5. Night of the Living Dead (1990) – Romero, along with frequent collaborator/gore effects god Tom Savini as director, returned to the original material to remake Night mostly to prevent someone else from doing it.  Not as creepy as the original film, not as fun as Return, Savini’s Night is good for a few scares and far exceeds the later 2006 remake. 
6. Resident Evil (2002) – This flick – more action than horror – based on the video game franchise of the same name, is more flash than substance, but – along with its multiple sequels (which are only in various degrees zombie movies – some are more in line with not zombie movies featuring zombies) – is among the finest examples of MTV Zombies and is a very fun film. 
7. Dawn of the Dead (2004) - Zack Snyder’s Dawn remake is an even better example of MTV Zombies – fast moving, scary (if cheaply), intense, somehow less realistic than the Romero zombie.  The two Dawns are among – if not the - greatest zombie movies of all time.  However, Dawn was only the second greatest zombie film of ’04…

8.  Shaun of the Dead (2004) – The film that made slow-moving, flesh-eating, rotting corpses cool again…and funny.  Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg’s “romantic comedy…with zombies” was, along with Snyder’s Dawn responsible for reigniting the zombie brushfire.  Shaun is the Zombie genre’s Scream - a serious, but funny, loving attack on the conventions of the zombie movie.  It even goes so far as to point out you’re not supposed to call them “zombies.”

9.  Land of the Dead (2005) – Romero’s studio zombie film which was made thanks to the two films immediately above.  Sometimes called Romero’s greatest zombie film, sometimes not looked at so favorably.  Land is filled with the “biting” social commentary of Romero’s former films and cameo’s several Romero regulars, but also features some name actors and a budget. 

10.  Diary of the Dead (2008) – Romero’s follow up to Land and possibly a reboot of the Dead series, Diary is my personal favorite of the second Dead trilogy films.  It comments not only on society – social media especially – and commercialism – horror movies do better than serious documentaries – but also on MTV zombies – “I told you dead things move slow!”


So there you have it.  Ten Zombie films to sink your teeth into.  Did your favorite make the list?  Or was it left out?  Was my list too Romero heavy? Not enough?  Do you like Romero zombies, O’Bannon zombies, or MTV zombies?  Or are flesh-eating zombies lame and there should be more voodoo zombie flicks. 

Let me know your Zombie preferences in the comments below or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool. 

Also, for a long but incomplete list of zombie films see This Page on Wikipedia. 

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

New Post: Top 10 Zombie Movies Coming Tomorrow

No new post today.  I have started it and expect to publish tomorrow (Monday, September 24) night. 

The subject - kicking off Nerd Is the New Cool's countdown to our favorite holiday: Halloween - is Zombie movies.  Hope to see you then. 

Sorry for the time delay - and for not publishing last weekend.

Nerd is the New Cool, signing off. 

Sunday, September 9, 2012

The Summer of the Nerd

I’ve always been a nerd… I think.  I might be a geek instead.  I’ve recently discovered that either I don’t know the difference or there isn’t one. 

I’ve seen stuff online that basically says a geek is a high functioning nerd.  A nerd is an obsessed, intelligent, socially awkward person and a geek an obsessed, intelligent, not socially awkward person.  On the other hand, I’ve heard a geek is a more socially awkward, less intelligent nerd, or that a geek’s intelligence is limited to technology.  I’ve also read that a geek is obsessed with multiple things “nerdy” and a nerd with only one or two specific things, but I’ve also read the exact opposite of that two. 

Regardless, I identify myself as a nerd, mostly because I’ve always identified myself that way. 

My nerdy obsessions have always been limited to a couple of areas (comic books, horror and sci-fi movies, some cult TV shows) and I’ve never gotten into many others (video games and the whole gaming community have always been outside my area – I got an NES back when it was still cool, but my most recent game system purchase was a GameCube and when I bought it Wii, PS3, and X-Box 360 had all been around for a while). 

This summer though, I’ve been starting to expand my geekdom and nerd culture.  So, this week on Nerd Is the New Cool, I’m showcasing my Top Ten New Nerd Obsessions (in no particular order)

Conan the Barbarian

This one may be a little further back than “summer” but I recently started reading a collection of Robert E. Howard’s Conan short stories, and it has dominated my kindle ever since.  My current Conan obsession stems out of my long standing Lovecraft/Cthulhu obsession and this as a whole works well with my other new obsessions below. 

YouTube

Aw, YouTube, how have I lived without you?  Ok, that’s not true.  I have been watching YouTube for awhile now: Candy Mountain Charlie, The Guild, and Bite Me have long been in my browser history, but only recently did I truly become a YouTube junky.  Blame ScreenTeam’s Pokémon/Party Rock video.  I found it one night while watching the Party Rock music video, 6 hours later, I’d watched a ton of ScreenTeam and Black Nerd videos, plus discoved Felicia Day’s Geek and Sundry channel.  Now such nerd worthy names as Katie Wilson and Lisa Foiles have joined the ranks of my YouTube subscriptions. 

And speaking of Geek and Sundry…

TableTop

Wil Wheaton’s YouTube show about tabletop gaming has led to a number of purchase from Hastings, Barnes and Nobles, and Amazon, and a very long Amazon Wishlist to boot.  I have now watched every episode of the show and plan on continuing into the future.  Anyone needing birthday or Christmas gift ideas for me should check out the show, I want basically everything they’ve played plus more…Settlers of Catan and Munchkin are my top two wants.  I have bought both Zombie Dices and Star Munchkin and have played them both dozens of times already. 

Dungeons and Dragons

Also, brought on by TableTop, D&D is the quid-essential tabletop game.  Though a nerd/geek classic, I never played it largely due to its bad rap as a “satanic” game that leads to murder, witchcraft, and suicide, rumors that in recent years have largely faded way. 

I’ve recently purchased the basic set, the “Red Box,” and have downloaded a couple of adventures/modules off the internet.  My wife and I have both played the solo adventure from the Red Box and have a few friends – all also D&D virgins – lined up for our first campaign. 

World of Warcraft

Talking about (tabletop) gaming naturally lead to talking about video gaming.  Several of my friends play WOW, but it was one of my wife’s coworkers who, calling me out on not playing, got me too start.  I’m not sure what I think of the game, it isn’t the funnest thing I’ve ever played but it is good, mindless entertainment.  I downloaded the free version and my wife upped me to the “battlechest” – the basic game and first two expansions. 

Hot Nerds/Geeks

Ok, I’ve always been obsessed with hot girls, and geekiness is hot.  But this summer I’ve discovered some truly hot nerds.   ScreenTeam’s Angie Griffin, Lisa Foiles, Katie Wilson, Katrina “ActionFlickChick” Hill.  Yet, one more reason I’ve become a YouTube junky. 

Twitter

Is Twitter still nerdy? I’m not sure, but I’m more into twitter than I ever was facebook, probably because facebook is all funny cat pics (funny since YouTube is largely funny cat videos). 

Game of Thrones

This is another one of those, I’m not sures.  We rented the first two episodes and now I want to see the rest of the first season, but I’m not sure I like it.  I haven’t finished watching it yet so we’ll see.  I’ll let you know. 

The Summer of Valiant

Yes, I know, I said I was already into comics, but it had been months since I picked up a new issue before this came out.  It was my dad who started getting Valiant, both the classic 90s version and this new one.  I’m also picking up Hit Girl and Before Watchmen but so far I’m not impressed with either of them. 


So, last time I ended up with about 20 on my top ten list, so to balance out the universe I looks like I’m going to stop at 9.  I’d like to say this was intentional symmetry on my part but I’m just hard up to think of a 10th entry.  Oh well and Say “La V.”


Now, I wanna see your nerd obsessions both old and new (or even your take on the nerd and geek definitions).  Let me know in the comments below or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool. 

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Top 10 Characters or Duoes Who Should Appear in the New Avengers Movie


With all the post-SDCC buzz about Iron Man 3, Thor 2, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Ant-Man, I felt the need to chime in with my 2 cents on the Mighty Marvel (Cinematic) Universe. 

I was originally going to do the 10 characters who should appear in the next Avengers movie, but that was impossible…so to save spaces, I made it characters or duos.  Still couldn’t weed it down.  So here is my Top 10 (+3) Characters or Duos Who Should Appear in the Next Avengers Movie

First off, the Bonus Round:

13.  Wonder Man: My absolute least favorite classic Avengers character.  Simon Williams started out as an Avengers villain but quickly redeemed himself, just in time to die.  Being a Marvel villain Wonder Man naturally didn’t stay dead, and being an Avengers villain he quickly reformed and became a member of the team. 

12.  Sharon “Agent 13” Carter: Captain America’s Silver Age (and most significant) girlfriend.  She is more important to the Cap franchise and needs to show up there (possibly first), but a quick cameo with SHIELD, of which she is a member, isn’t uncalled for here.  Also, let’s all remember that Sharon is Peggy Carter’s nearly identical looking sister/niece/whatever-the-sliding-timeline-is-currently-calling-her and can thus be played by Hayley Atwell from Captain America: The First Avenger. 

11.  The Sub-Mariner:  Cap’s debut movie featured a cameo by Marvel’s first hero The Human Torch, leaving his longtime ally/enemy Namor – who was among the Avenger’s earliest foes – MIA and desperately due for an appearance on screen.  Though, personally, I’d rather see him – along with Hulk, Dr. Strange, and the Silver Surfer – in a Defenders movie.  Stan, Joss, could ya’ll get on that for me?

And now, the actual Top 10 part of this Top 10 list:

10.  The Vision:  Another classic Avenger of whom I’m not a big fan.  But like Wonder Man, Vision *is* a classic.  Not the most glaring of errors in the Marvel Cinematic Universe so far, but the lack of vision (ha, see what I did there? Comic gold) so far is in need of correction.

9.  Kang and/or Immortus: Kang and Immortus are among my favorite Avengers villains.  Citizen Kang being my favorite modern Avengers story.  Probably just a post-credits teaser for Avengers 3 (as my picks below will make clear, they aren’t the main villain(s) of this story). 

8.  Hercules: He should be an Avenger, he is after all one of the classics (I’m invoking that a lot on here aren’t I?) but I’d settle for a drunken brawl with Thor either here or in Thor: The Dark World  Fights with some of the others, such as Hulk, could also be enjoyable. 

7.  Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver: Yes, they were X-Men characters first, and yes Quicksilver was more or less in the third X-Men movie, but along with Cap and Hawkeye, these two were the Avengers for quite a while. 

6.  Enchantress and The Executioner: Between Thor and The Avengers how have these two not shown up yet.  The Enchantress is by far Thor’s coolest villain and is a deep, complex character – not as deep and complex as the movie version of Loki, but deep and complex none the less.  And a brawl between Executioner and Thor or Hulk would be much more Cinematically pleasing than the whipping Loki took from the Jolly Green Giant in Avengers.   

5.  Captain Mar-Vell:  Ok, so he was never an Avenger, and he wasn’t even in the title that often, but Thanos was in the post-credits scene and let’s face it Thanos wasn’t an Avengers villain.  Thanos was a Captain Mar-Vell villain, an Adam Warlock villain, and a Silver Surfer villain… Just be happy I didn’t put Adam Warlock on the list and move on. 


Side Note: Damn!  I forgot Carol!  The whole list is invalid! Side Note Ends.

4.  Black Panther: I could once again invoke the “classic” argument for T’Challa but I think a better argument would be, in a team with a rich diverse collection of characters, in a Universe where the traditionally white Nick Fury is African American, why are all the characters Caucasians?   Black Panther was among the first black heroes, Marvel’s third after Waku, Prince of the Bantu (an Atlas Comics character) and Gabe Jones (from Sgt. Fury and the Howling Commandoes) and the first black Super-Hero (with super-power) from any company. 

3.  Baron Zemo:  My first pick for the main villain in Avengers 2 is – of course – Thanos.  But my second pick is Zemo – introduce him in the WW2 section of Captain America: The Winter Soldier first then have him over here leading the Masters of Evil: Enchantress, Executioner, Wonder Man, Radioactive Man (likely to appear in Iron Man 3).  Maybe do both, have this be the something “more personal.  More painful” Whedon talked about and Thanos this looming threat in the background. 

2.  Rick Jones: I don’t need to say anything here.  Marvel should just be ashamed he wasn’t in The Incredible Hulk and The Avengers and correct the situation with Avengers 2. 

1.  Henry Pym and The Wasp: Ok, what Marvel and/or Avengers fan didn’t see this coming as number 1?  Pym and Wasp were founding Avengers.  They were there before all the characters listed above as “classics”, before Hawkeye and Black Widow, even before Captain America “The First Avengers” himself.  Avengers number 1 starred Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Ant-Man (Pym), Wasp, Rick Jones, and Loki. 

By the way, I say Pym not Ant-Man for two reasons.  Number 1: I want Hank Pym not Scott Lang or any of the other Ant-Men.  And Number 2: I’d be cool with Pym as Giant-Man.  Wasp is going to give us our shrinking hero, Pym can be a growing one instead. 

 
So that’s my list.  The Top 10(? 13? 17?) Characters for Avengers 2.   That is of course not counting the others characters who should be in it…Thanos, a cameoing Stan Lee, Phil Coulson, everybody from the first film…

Now I wanna see your list… Who do you want to see in the next Avengers film (or anywhere else in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).  Let me know in the comments below or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool. 

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off

 

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Top Ten Cancelled Too Soon TV Shows

On her YouTube vlog, Katie Wilson recently posted a video asking her fans what their favorite cancelled too soon TV show was. That got me thinking...there have been a lot of great TV shows, especially genre shows (Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror) that have been either too smart or too original for network TV and been cancelled early on. Some classic examples like Firefly and Crusade where cancelled before the first episode ever even aired.

Here is my list of the Ten Greatest Cancelled Too Soon TV Shows

Honorable Mentions: I was very tempted to include Quantum Leap on this list but its ending was just a little too satisfactory for me (my dad on the other hand *hates* the ending).  I also originally included Aaron Sorkin’s Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip but took it off deciding it didn’t fit with the overall theme of the rest of the list – Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror genre shows. 

10. The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. (1993-1994; 1 Season/27 Episodes) - This sci-fi/western/comedy had more inaccuracies than Xena and King Arthur combined, but that was a large part of the appeal.  The wronger it got; the cooler it was.  Bounty hunter Brisco, played by the incomparable Bruce Campbell, along with his colorful ensemble of allies – including an Elvis impersonating sheriff, a mad scientist, and a horse who puts Lassie to shame when it comes to saving the day – went up against  super-powered villains, time travelling criminals, desert pirates, and a real Psycho (in a Hitchcock inspired episode).  The first season wrapped up most of the plotlines and came to an acceptable conclusion – though a couple of series regulars were absent from the finale – but more seasons were planned and unfortunately never came to light. 

9. Crusade (1999; less than 1 Season/13 Episodes) – Ok, so Crusade kinda sucked… a lot.  But it shouldn’t have.  The followup to Babylon 5 – one of, if not the, best science fiction shows of all time – should have been great.  And it might have been, but repeated interference from the network forced changes and disrupted the storyline, which was then further hurt by the show being aired out of order.  Even with the great J. Michael Straczynski at the helm, Crusade never stood a chance. 

8.  Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2008-2009; 2 Seasons/31 Episodes) – Not as good as the first two films, on par with the third, and way better than the fourth.  I could have lived with it cancelling had the ending not been a cliff hanger.  A three hour movie or mini-series could successfully wrap it up for me. 

7.  Surface (2005-2006; 1 Season/15 Episodes) – Admittedly, Surface didn’t start very strong.  But by the season finale, it had managed to evolve into an evoking and engaging series with a compelling mystery at its center.  In my opinion, it had moved from cheap imitation of Lost to a superior entertainment.    Invasion another show from the same time suffered the same cycle as Surface. 

6.  American Gothic (1995-1996; 1 Season/22 Episodes) – It’s hard to write this one because unlike the rest of the series on this list I haven’t seen an episode in the 16 years since it went off the air.  A supernatural detective story of sorts, American Gothic had the small town mythos that has worked so well with more recent shows like Haven.  The local sheriff, played by Crusade’s Gary Cole, making his second appearance on the list, may have been the Devil, but at the very least he was a powerful and charismatic evil entity.  The show also featured Sling Blade’s Lucas Black, and Honorable Mention Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip’s Sarah Paulson. 

5.  Carnivàle (2003-2005; 2 Seasons/24 Episodes) – The first book ended, but a lot wasn’t answered and a lot was left hanging is … dead? Is …? And for that matter is …?  It was what shows like Lost, Tru Blood, and Game of Thrones struggle to be – and usually successes at – but it got there first…a mythos filled television novel.  Not the best show on this list, but probably the one I most want to get brought back. 

4. Heroes (2006-2011; 4 Seasons/78 Episodes) – Aw…if only they’d brought it back for a third season…oh what could have been.  But seriously, after a couple of week seasons, Heroes left us on a compelling cliffhanger.  It made a few mistakes – as far back as the second season things were going astray – but it managed to be one of the smartest and most engaging Super-Hero shows of all time.  Excluding cartoons, it is probably second only to Lois and Clark as the best Super-Hero series ever. 

3.  Gargoyles (1994-1997; 3 Seasons/78 Episodes) – One of my all-time favorite shows of all-time.  Killed twice.  One of many reasons Disney sucks.  The Avengers movie almost makes up for cancelling Gargoyles but not quiet.  This kids show had almost as much mythos as Carnivàle and Lost and sometimes executed it better than the latter.  Demona is still one of my favorite Super-Villains…

2. Tie – Firefly (2002; less than 1 Season/14 Episodes) and Dollhouse (2009-2010; 2 Seasons/26 Episodes) – Joss Whedon is known for complex storytelling, witty dialog, quirky ensemble casts, and network interference.  Both of these shows exemplify those qualities – especially the last one.  Both shows were incredible, smart, funny and dramatic, TV.  Both were destroyed by Fox; the first quiet possibly intentionally.  Firefly’s follow-up movie Serenity concluded the show and answered the unanswered questions about River Tam, but the adventures of Mal and Serenity’s crew were far from completed and could have lasted for years if allowed.  Dollhouse suffered the same fate, forced into a too quick conclusion though it lasted a bit longer first.  Echo’s story was pushed into a conclusion but it was far from the natural fluid ending one would expect from the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dr. Horrible.  Fox should be ashamed of itself, it let the Simpsons go for years after it stopped being any good but killed these two shows in their prime. 

1. Farscape (1999-2003, 2004; 4 Seasons/Episodes and a Mini-Series/2 Episodes) – Farscape was one of those shows that knew exactly what it was, but no one glancing at it understood it.  A quick look while flipping through the channels would not stop many viewers – the show featured puppets as main characters! – and its smart writing and incredible storyline were lost to many.  Killed way before its time, the show ended on a cliffhanger (the apparent death of two main characters followed by the dread words To Be Continued).  The Sci-Fi channel brought the show back a year later for a 2 episode mini-series to wrap up loose ends but condensing what should have been a 22 episode season into four hours took a toll on the finale.   The mini might have concluded the show, but a single additional season might have more successfully brought it to a close. 


Well, that wraps this countdown up, but I know I missed a ton of great shows.  Just in the course of writing this I had to kick Due South and Time Trax out to make room for American Gothic and Carnivàle, once I thought of them. 

Feel free to let me know in the comments or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool what shows you think should have made the list. 

Check out Random Thoughts With Katie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCEhyP9f-IA&feature=g-u-u.  Give her a like and subscribe…she’s a true treasure of the nerd community.

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off