Egad! A whole week without a blog update and still don't have a full one for tonight!
But it's been a busy week. I started a new day job (#RealWorldQuest) and am just going 90 to nothing with that... We went to see Thor 2 last weekend and bought Man of Steel this weekend so I've seen both of those now... hope to put up reviews of both in the next little bit... I also bought and read Valiant's Unity 1 - the first Valiant book I've picked up in awhile - it was ok but not award winning...
That's all for now, lots more in the days to come... and we will be starting our Christmas Countdown pretty soon...
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Monday, November 18, 2013
Friday, November 8, 2013
Strange Tales/Marvel Monsters Fan Cast
I had really wanted to get this out for last month’s
Countdown to Halloween, but a couple of the characters just refused to be
cast. There is even still a couple that
I’m skipping because I couldn’t come up with anyone.
I’m focusing on 70s/Bronze Age monsters but to tie the story
together I’ve brought in more recent character Elsa Bloodstone – daughter of
the immortal Ulysses Bloodstone – to be our constant throughout the overarching
storyline.
Laura Prepon as Elsa
Bloodstone
I’m not sure if this could work as one movie even with Elsa tying
all the stories together. It might be
better if it were several movies – Tomb
of Dracula, Werewolf by Night, Man-Thing, etc. – with Elsa playing the
Nick Fury/Agent Coleson role. Or it could
be an anthology film – call it Savage
Tales or Haunt of Horror – with Elsa
researching the monsters of the world in a wrap around story.
Regardless of which path the film(s) take the central
villain would of course be Dracula.
Timothy Dalton as Dracula
Emma Caulfield as Rachel
van Helsing
In addition to Rachel, we would need at least Quincy Harker
and Frank Drake – probably Taj Nital as well.
I’m also tempted to include Hannibal King, but Blade was been a little
too over done and I think I’d skip him at least for the first little bit (maybe
we could bring him in early in Strange
Tales phase two. I’m also sure I
want Dracula’s Duaghter Lilith and it is probably in Tomb of Dracula that we will first meet the devil’s daughter,
Satana (as she originated in Marvel’s Vampire
Tales magazine).
Stana Katic as Lilith,
Dracula’s Daughter
Allison Scagliotti as
Satana Hellstrom
...and while we're on the subject of Scags: #AllisonScag4Cassie
It also might be here that Frankenstein’s Monster
appears. I’d like to see him in his own
movie or segment, but I’m willing to settle for him being a supporting
character here.
Ron Perlman as Adam
the Monster of Frankenstein
Next up on our slate of Marvel horrors is The
Man-Thing. My faithful readers will know
my feelings on the previous “Man-Thing” movie – there wasn’t one. But now that Marvel has the muck monster back
in hand, I think we could get a good one.
Josh Brolin as Man-Thing/Dr.
Ted Sallis
Amber Benson as Jennifer
Kale
Marvel’s even been kind enough to already cast Ted’s
girl-friend/wife for us thanks to Ellen Brandt’s Iron Man 3 appearance.
Stephanie Szostak as
Ellen Brandt-Sallis
Ted’s supporting cast will also call for at least Richard
Rory, Dakimh the Enchanter, and the demonic Thog the Nether-Spawn. Of course, there are others I’d love to see
such as F.A. Schist, Korrek the Barbarian, and Bobbi Morse (the future Mrs.
Hawkeye). It’s probably here alongside
Man-Thing, that we will first get Howard the Duck as well – another of Marvel’s
oddballs that has had less than stellar luck on film.
Joe Pesci as Howard
the Duck
Molly Quinn as Beverly
Switzler
Lastly, we have Werewolf
by Night.
Christian Kane as Werewolf
(By Night)/Jacob Russoff/Jack Russell
Amy Acker as Lissa
Russell Price
Janina Gavankar as Topaz
Russell has a number of enemies – mostly members of the evil
Committee – such as Baron Thunder, Carruthers, and Professor Mako. As well as having ties to minor Marvel heroes
Tigra and Moon Knight who could also appear here.
Of course, this is only the tip of the Marvel Monster
iceberg. Still MIA from our little film
family are N’Kantu the Living Mummy, Simon Garth the Marvel Zombie, Gabriel the
Devil-Hunter, The Straw Man, and the Darkhold Redeemers.
Add to that any number of main stream heroes like Dr.
Strange, Ghost Rider, Morbius, Hellstrom, Hellcat, and Brother Voodoo; not to
mention the various monster hunters, demon lords, and giant Kirby-esque Monsters
and the number of films that could make it into this series is incalculable.
But we can hope…
Now what do you think?
Like my casting choices? Hate
them? Wondering where the obligatory Nathan
Fillon casting is? Comment below or
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you’re there.
Until next time,
Nerd Is The New Cool, signing off.
Thursday, November 7, 2013
New Comic Day 10R: Painkiller Jane The Price of Freedom Part 1 Review
OK, so I’ll admit it.
If I didn’t have a crush on Kristanna Loken this book would have stayed
on the shelf. Divided into two stories,
the art in the first by Juan Santacruz is passable and in the second by Sam
Lotfi subpar. The front cover by Amanda
Conner is somewhere in between the two. Sticking
with the art, main character Jane is – in the first story – two parts butch
cute (think Starbuck) and one part girl next door cute (think Amy Pond). In the second story, she’s all hard lines and
cartoonish – and not the good cartoonish like Batman: The Animated Series, the (almost) Popeye’s forearms kind of
crappy cartoonish.
Before I go on to the story itself, I want to point out
something else that is kinda the art and kinda the story. In the first one – the passable art one –
Jane’s nipple is viable in at least six panels across 7 of 20 pages of
story. I point this out because this
issue contains not one but two text pieces expounding how Jane is not just a “scantily
clad female” like her “bad girl” contemporaries. But rather a strong female character. Yet there in all its off pink glory is Jane’s
nipple for no other reason than for it to be there. I’m not whole against nudity – not even in
comics and not even gratuitously – Heavy Metal
has always been a major supplier of gratuitous nudity and I thoroughly enjoy
that title. My problem is in an issue that
features not only nudity for nudity’s sake but also a scene where another
character’s face is accidentally forced between Jane’s breasts, we are told she
isn’t just another comic book sex symbol.
Seems like bad timing to me.
As for the story itself, I was very happy with it. Concerning a kidnapping attempt on a Saudi
princess – who will likely be executed when she gets back home due to the
American Heiress inspired wardrobe she sports – the first story, by Jimmy
Palmiotti, is very engaging and Jane does come off as a strong female character
– though in several places she could use some more pathos. My biggest complaint is the dialogue – which at
times can be a bit contrived – too much the writer’s creation rather than a
naturally flowing thing – ironically a disease the TV series suffered often. Story two – “From the Beginning” – is a standalone
piece also by Palmiotti. Not as
compelling as the main story, this one – as with its art – is cartoonish in
feel. The opening scene makes little
since unless Jane has some previously unmentioned speed powers as she is
chasing down a speeding getaway car. The
sexuality in this story – while still taking a place at the forefront – is better
played and feels more like a fluid part of the story than the gratuitous stuff
from the first story.
Overall this was a very enjoyable comic. And my minor complaints – dialogue, out of
place nudity, cartoonish art in the back up – do not greatly detract from the issue
as a whole.
4/5 stars Excellent
Jumping On Point
Teen or Mature for Violence, Brief Nudity, and some Language
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Batman Year Zero, Ultimate Cataclysm and Christmas Comics Already!? (New Comic Day)
Archie Comics released two titles today - Archie Double Digest 245 and Betty & Veronica Double Digest 217 –
which are both already Christmas Issues.
Dark Horse is still publishing the travesty that is Catalyst
Comix (issue 5 hit stands today). Also
from DH is Grindhouse: Doors Open at Midnight 2 – normally I wouldn’t praise
this poor quality of art, but it definitely adds a raw Grindhouse feel to the title
so it’s working for me. Finally from DH,
we have The Star Wars 3 continuing the adaptation of George Lucas’s original
rough-draft screenplay.
At DC, Batman Year
Zero month is in full swing with Batman
25, Detective Comics 25, Batwing 25, Green Arrow 25, and Action
Comics 25 all crossing into the storyline which as a whole is putting me
off – though some of the art is top notch.
Also at DC, the ongoing mini-series Forever
Evil has its third issue today – but I have given up on that story
myself.
Dynamite graces us with the third issue of its six issue
mini-series Army of Darkness Vs
Hack/Slash – presenting me with an excuse to mention that
#AllisonScags4Cassie Your Argument is
Invalid! Also on shelves we have Lords
of Mars 4 (of 6) – a stunning Alex Ross cover that makes me question the
need for the variant covers also released – Vampirella
36, and Gail Simone’s Legends of Red
Sonja 1 (of 5) – featuring both a beautiful regular cover and a classic
Marvel throwback variant.
The Starbase 21 Pick
of the Week is Marvel’s Cataclysm The
Ultimates’ Last Stand 1 part of the November Ultimate Universe crossover
featuring Galactus. Also gracing shelves
from The House of Ideas this month are Fantomex
MAX 2 (of 4) – which I almost picked up but was able to resist – Painkiller Jane: The Price of Freedom 1
(of 4)
Finally, Zenescope – which is always at least good for a
cover if not always the stories inside gives us Grimm Fairy Tales Presents Wonderland Through the Looking Glass 2
(of 5) – I recommend Cover B by Ivan Nunes featuring the Queen of Spades – and Tyler Kirkham’s Screwed 6 (of 6).
I’m changing up the way I do New Comic Day from now on.
As you see I’ve given a very brief highlight of some of the top comics and
a few underdogs that are our this week, but no Feature Issue review like I’ve
done in the past. But come back tomorrow
for our indepth review of Painkiller Jane:
The Price of Freedom 1.
Until then, let me know what you’re picking up this week in the
comments or on our facebook page or twitter @nerdisnewcool – and be sure to
like and follow to let us know you like what you’re seeing here at Nerd Is The
New Cool.
Nerd Is The New Cool, signing off
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
This Nerd's Life: Halloween Weekend
I know, I know. I said I'd post something Thursday for Halloween but that day was a huge headache.
I don't mind the company, but my dad came over Thursday morning and spent a couple hours hanging out. Which was cool, but it really put me behind on getting ready for that Evening's Trick 'r Treaters.
But I was able to get the house in order. And low and behold, 2 kids all night. A super-tough red Power Ranger and a cute little Minnie Mouse.
My wife and I settled in for the evening with Halloween 4 and after she headed to bed for the night I watched my favorite modern Halloween based film, Trick 'r Treat - which I watched right after Season's Greetings the cartoon short it spins out off. I also hopped onto YouTube and was able to check out FEARnet's Trick 'r Treat shorts. I highly recommend them.
Then, Friday Dad and I ran by a couple of Vintage Stocks to check out the big sale they had going on. I was able to pick up DVD's of Friday the 13th Parts 3 and 4, Zorro's Black Whip Volume One (the first six episodes of a serial featuring "Zorrita, the one and only 'female' Zorro!"), and Star Odyssey (an old sci-fi flick I've never heard of. Included on the DVD are four shorts: a Fleischer Superman cartoon, a Felix the Cat, a The New 3 Stooges cartoon, and an episode of Rocky Jones, Space Ranger). I was also able to add a couple of early Man-Things to my collection Adventures into Fear 17 and Daredevil 113, the latter of which is part of the Sallis Papers story arc staring Daredevil, Man-Thing, and Foggy Nelson's sister Candace.
Over the weekend, my wife and I - along with our faithful companion the Nerd-Hound - went to my parent's for a horror movie marathon. I can't remember the exact order of things, but we were able to squeeze in It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, World War Z - not as bad as I'd feared but still not as great as I'd hoped - Jack the Giant Slayer, Sharknado, Dracula: Prince of Darkness, Twins of Evil, Hands of the Ripper, The Incredible Melting Man, Godzilla vs. Megalon, and The Town that Dreaded Sundown.
Overall, a very fun and entertaining weekend.
Hope your's was as much of a blast!
I'll be back on Wednesday, with a new New Comic Day. In the meantime, I'd love to hear how you spent Halloween or your weekend down below in the comments or over on twitter @nerdisnewcool and you can share any pics of your Halloween costumes on our new facebook page located here: https://www.facebook.com/NerdTheNewCool
Until next time,
This is Nerd Is The New Cool, signing off.
P.S. Since it's the Spooky Season and cause I haven't in awhile:
#AllisonScag4Cassie
I don't mind the company, but my dad came over Thursday morning and spent a couple hours hanging out. Which was cool, but it really put me behind on getting ready for that Evening's Trick 'r Treaters.
But I was able to get the house in order. And low and behold, 2 kids all night. A super-tough red Power Ranger and a cute little Minnie Mouse.
My wife and I settled in for the evening with Halloween 4 and after she headed to bed for the night I watched my favorite modern Halloween based film, Trick 'r Treat - which I watched right after Season's Greetings the cartoon short it spins out off. I also hopped onto YouTube and was able to check out FEARnet's Trick 'r Treat shorts. I highly recommend them.
Then, Friday Dad and I ran by a couple of Vintage Stocks to check out the big sale they had going on. I was able to pick up DVD's of Friday the 13th Parts 3 and 4, Zorro's Black Whip Volume One (the first six episodes of a serial featuring "Zorrita, the one and only 'female' Zorro!"), and Star Odyssey (an old sci-fi flick I've never heard of. Included on the DVD are four shorts: a Fleischer Superman cartoon, a Felix the Cat, a The New 3 Stooges cartoon, and an episode of Rocky Jones, Space Ranger). I was also able to add a couple of early Man-Things to my collection Adventures into Fear 17 and Daredevil 113, the latter of which is part of the Sallis Papers story arc staring Daredevil, Man-Thing, and Foggy Nelson's sister Candace.
Over the weekend, my wife and I - along with our faithful companion the Nerd-Hound - went to my parent's for a horror movie marathon. I can't remember the exact order of things, but we were able to squeeze in It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, World War Z - not as bad as I'd feared but still not as great as I'd hoped - Jack the Giant Slayer, Sharknado, Dracula: Prince of Darkness, Twins of Evil, Hands of the Ripper, The Incredible Melting Man, Godzilla vs. Megalon, and The Town that Dreaded Sundown.
Overall, a very fun and entertaining weekend.
Hope your's was as much of a blast!
I'll be back on Wednesday, with a new New Comic Day. In the meantime, I'd love to hear how you spent Halloween or your weekend down below in the comments or over on twitter @nerdisnewcool and you can share any pics of your Halloween costumes on our new facebook page located here: https://www.facebook.com/NerdTheNewCool
Until next time,
This is Nerd Is The New Cool, signing off.
P.S. Since it's the Spooky Season and cause I haven't in awhile:
#AllisonScag4Cassie
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Witchblade, Poe's Raven and Red Death, and the Return of Gaiman's Sandman (New Comic Day)
DC and Marvel both greatly disappointed me this week. Last month, I praised the art in Captain America: Living Legend 1 and
this week’s second issue with a new artist doesn’t live up to the first issue’s
legend. While at DC, most of the titles
are “Summer Annuals” – a bit late as it is late October – of which Nightwing Annual 1 stands out. DC’s most notable non-Annual is Damian Son of Batman 1 – but that notability
is in its sub-par art – shockingly from the usually more reliable Andy
Kubert. Also, Damian seems to be printed on a lower than usual quality of
paper.
Better picks from the big two include DC’s Sandman Overture 1 by Neil Gaiman and
J.H. Williams (Williams’s art can’t actually be called “good” but it has a
gritty character that works well with Gaiman’s writing style) and Marvel’s Kick Ass 3 4 and Guardians of the Galaxy 8 (featuring an alternate Thor vs. Thanos
cover). Also from Marvel comes the
release of the Thor vs. Thanos TPB.
I should probably also mention Marvel’s Cataclysm 0.1 – I really have nothing to say about it but if you’ve
been looking forward to it, there you go…
Over in the rest of comicdom, this week is the week for
covers. IDW’s Danger Girl 2 is out sporting an awesome alternate cosplay photo
cover (for subscribers only, but availability may very). Also, out this week Zenescope – the company
were the covers are always the best part of the book – has issues from two Grimm Fairy Tales Presents… mini-series:
No Tomorrow and Realm Knights both on issue three, but better still is their
non-Grimm title Hit List 2 featuring
a femme fatale cover – if possible I recommend variant cover C by Oracle.
But my favorite cover this week appearing on Witchblade 170 is a retro throwback to
80s Marvel covers. Very rough and with
hard lines even the logo and title information are in that classic Marvel
style. Inside the art is much sharper –
a little cartoonish but still lovely to look at. The story is typical second tier fair. Looking at lead character Sara Pezzini’s outfit
and appearance one could easily dismiss her as another uber-hot but shallow and
artistically bankrupt Image heroine but writer Ron Marz and artist Laura Braga
bring a much more developed character to the page than one comes to expect from
an Image title. I highly recommend this
issue and despite the rather high issue number this is an excellent jumping on
point.
Finally, if a Halloween read is more what you’re looking for
this week, Dark Horse provides with Edgar
Allan Poe’s The Raven and the Masque of the Red Death by Richard Corben who
previously adapted works by Poe for Marvel’s Haunt of Horror line. Corben’s
art leaves something to be desired but can lend personality when applied to the
right story as was the case with Haunt of
Horror.
But what are you reading this week? Leave a comment or message me on twitter
@nerdisnewcool to let me know.
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Due to Technical Difficulties Today's New Comic Day will Publish Early Tomorrow
Due to Technical Difficulties Today's New Comic Day will Publish Early Tomorrow
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