Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

This Nerd's Life: Halloween Weekend

I know, I know.  I said I'd post something Thursday for Halloween but that day was a huge headache.

I don't mind the company, but my dad came over Thursday morning and spent a couple hours hanging out. Which was cool, but it really put me behind on getting ready for that Evening's Trick 'r Treaters.

But I was able to get the house in order.  And low and behold, 2 kids all night.  A super-tough red Power Ranger and a cute little Minnie Mouse.

My wife and I settled in for the evening with Halloween 4 and after she headed to bed for the night I watched my favorite modern Halloween based film, Trick 'r Treat - which I watched right after Season's Greetings the cartoon short it spins out off.  I also hopped onto YouTube and was able to check out FEARnet's Trick 'r Treat shorts.  I highly recommend them.

Then, Friday Dad and I ran by a couple of Vintage Stocks to check out the big sale they had going on.  I was able to pick up DVD's of Friday the 13th Parts 3 and 4, Zorro's Black Whip Volume One (the first six episodes of a serial featuring "Zorrita, the one and only 'female' Zorro!"), and Star Odyssey (an old sci-fi flick I've never heard of.  Included on the DVD are four shorts: a Fleischer Superman cartoon, a Felix the Cat, a The New 3 Stooges cartoon, and an episode of Rocky Jones, Space Ranger).  I was also able to add a couple of early Man-Things to my collection Adventures into Fear 17 and Daredevil 113, the latter of which is part of the Sallis Papers story arc staring Daredevil, Man-Thing, and Foggy Nelson's sister Candace.


Over the weekend, my wife and I - along with our faithful companion the Nerd-Hound - went to my parent's for a horror movie marathon.  I can't remember the exact order of things, but we were able to squeeze in It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, World War Z - not as bad as I'd feared but still not as great as I'd hoped - Jack the Giant Slayer, Sharknado, Dracula: Prince of Darkness, Twins of Evil, Hands of the Ripper, The Incredible Melting Man, Godzilla vs. Megalon, and The Town that Dreaded Sundown.  

Overall, a very fun and entertaining weekend.

Hope your's was as much of a blast!

I'll be back on Wednesday, with a new New Comic Day.  In the meantime, I'd love to hear how you spent Halloween or your weekend down below in the comments or over on twitter @nerdisnewcool and you can share any pics of your Halloween costumes on our new facebook page located here:  https://www.facebook.com/NerdTheNewCool

Until next time,

This is Nerd Is The New Cool, signing off.

P.S. Since it's the Spooky Season and cause I haven't in awhile:

#AllisonScag4Cassie

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Witchblade, Poe's Raven and Red Death, and the Return of Gaiman's Sandman (New Comic Day)

DC and Marvel both greatly disappointed me this week.  Last month, I praised the art in Captain America: Living Legend 1 and this week’s second issue with a new artist doesn’t live up to the first issue’s legend.  While at DC, most of the titles are “Summer Annuals” – a bit late as it is late October – of which Nightwing Annual 1 stands out.  DC’s most notable non-Annual is Damian Son of Batman 1 – but that notability is in its sub-par art – shockingly from the usually more reliable Andy Kubert.  Also, Damian seems to be printed on a lower than usual quality of paper. 

Better picks from the big two include DC’s Sandman Overture 1 by Neil Gaiman and J.H. Williams (Williams’s art can’t actually be called “good” but it has a gritty character that works well with Gaiman’s writing style) and Marvel’s Kick Ass 3 4 and Guardians of the Galaxy 8 (featuring an alternate Thor vs. Thanos cover).  Also from Marvel comes the release of the Thor vs. Thanos TPB.

I should probably also mention Marvel’s Cataclysm 0.1 – I really have nothing to say about it but if you’ve been looking forward to it, there you go…

Over in the rest of comicdom, this week is the week for covers.  IDW’s Danger Girl 2 is out sporting an awesome alternate cosplay photo cover (for subscribers only, but availability may very).  Also, out this week Zenescope – the company were the covers are always the best part of the book – has issues from two Grimm Fairy Tales Presents… mini-series: No Tomorrow and Realm Knights both on issue three, but better still is their non-Grimm title Hit List 2 featuring a femme fatale cover – if possible I recommend variant cover C by Oracle. 

But my favorite cover this week appearing on Witchblade 170 is a retro throwback to 80s Marvel covers.  Very rough and with hard lines even the logo and title information are in that classic Marvel style.  Inside the art is much sharper – a little cartoonish but still lovely to look at.  The story is typical second tier fair.  Looking at lead character Sara Pezzini’s outfit and appearance one could easily dismiss her as another uber-hot but shallow and artistically bankrupt Image heroine but writer Ron Marz and artist Laura Braga bring a much more developed character to the page than one comes to expect from an Image title.  I highly recommend this issue and despite the rather high issue number this is an excellent jumping on point. 

Finally, if a Halloween read is more what you’re looking for this week, Dark Horse provides with Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven and the Masque of the Red Death by Richard Corben who previously adapted works by Poe for Marvel’s Haunt of Horror line.  Corben’s art leaves something to be desired but can lend personality when applied to the right story as was the case with Haunt of Horror

But what are you reading this week?  Leave a comment or message me on twitter @nerdisnewcool to let me know. 


Monday, October 28, 2013

This Nerds Life: Countdown to Halloween - 2 Days to Go

Halloween is just days away and here at Nerd Is The New Cool, we couldn’t be more excited.  The candy has been bought, the decorations are up, and we have been binge watching horror movies (we spent all day yesterday watching Stephen King’s Rose Red). 

I was originally going to do another 3 Top Tens set for today, but felt a bit more personal This Nerd’s Life style blogging might be a better way to go tonight instead. 

There is so much more I want to get done between now and Thursday. My wife has seen the first 2 Halloween films, so I’m thinking Halloween night will have to feature a viewing of Halloween 4 (as III isn’t part of the main series, we will probably go ahead and skip it).   But do I want to rewatch the first two before then or hit some other films instead (Trick or Treat springs to mind, as do Plan 9 from Outer Space and any number of classic Universal and Hammer films).  There is also The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but the wife loves that and will want to be in on that viewing so we’ll save that for her.  Netflix was a few good films, but the selection is limited and both HuluPlus and Crackle seems to mostly have the same limited selection with each of the three having a few films the others don’t have, but most of those don’t look that interesting.

I was planning on making some caramels if not go all the way and make caramel apples or even popcorn balls but I keep putting it off.  I also bought some fresh veggies with the plan of making salsa but haven’t got around to it yet.  If I don’t hurry up and get to it, we might have some quality issues pretty soon.   

We don’t plan on hitting any Halloween parties, so the wife and I probably won’t be dressing up this year – especially with her working late on Thursday and us going out of town over the weekend.

I might try to put up an extra post tomorrow, a Nerdy Top Ten or one of a couple of other things I’ve been working on so check back tomorrow night to see.  I will be putting up a New Comic Day Wednesday and if I get a fire going under myself I will put up an early post on Thursday for Halloween. 

Well, that’s all for now, I’ll be back either tomorrow or the next day – I’ll be in checking for comments tomorrow whether I post or not.  In the meantime, to make up for only having this wimpy blog post, here is a pic of our good friend Liz Katz dressed as an Elvian Theif

Photo: Or do you guys prefer my elven thief cropped in? Please Help me pick, which image do you want to be the Comikaze Expo exclusive poster? It will be available in my online store as well November 1st- 3rd for those of you who can't make it! http://lizkatz.com/comikaze-elven-thief/

You should go follow her on twitter here, like her on facebook here, and subscribe to her YouTube channel here.  She’s awesome.  (And tell her your old buddy Nerd Is The New Cool sent ya, to score me some brownie points).  Also, she’ll be at Stan Lee’s Comikaze Expo in LA Novemeber 1-3 booth 1049 selling posters and hanging with her fans.  She’s pretty cool and one of the nerdiest girls on the Interweb, so go say hi. 

And while we are on the subject of Comikaze Expo, if any of our readers are going and would like to act as the official Nerd Is The New Cool correspondent at the event, send me a DM on twitter


This is Nerd Is The New Cool, signing off.  

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Army of Darkness/Reanimator, Daredevil, Neil Gaiman’s Sandman and More (New Comic Day #7)

This Nerds Life: Sad Times

Those of you paying attention, all both of you, will know that there was no New Comic Day last week.  For that I am sorry, but last week was an emotional time for us here at Nerd Is The New Cool.  Our beloved comic shop Starbase 21 – which will celebrate its 29th Birthday next month – announced last Wednesday that it will be shutting its doors as of December 31st of this year. 

It has been a long time coming – the owner is sick and hasn’t been able to take an active hand in running the store for quite some time and with the state of comics in this day and age – most casual readers and many collectors using national chains – keeping the store going is unfortunately not feasible. 

This will mark the end of a beloved Tulsa landmark and the loss of a major part of my week. 

But worry not, Fan Boys and Geek Girls, your good buddy Nerd Is The New Cool will soldier on and continue to bring you the best of what’s gracing this week’s shelves. 

New Comic Day Presents: Countdown to Halloween (8 Days)

What with the Scary Season in full swing, I focused this week’s shelf searching on Halloween issues and didn’t come up too shabby.  Daredevil 32 features a crossover with a number of Marvel’s Mighty Monsters – including a stylish cover featuring Satana, The Marvel Zombie, Werewolf by Night, The Monster of Frankenstein, and the Living Mummy facing off with a mob of angry torch and pitchfork totting villagers.  Be warned, fair readers, the three dread works appear at the climax of this issue “to be continued.” 

Marvel’s other entries this week include the special Marvel Now What?! a humor title in the vein of What The..?!  Written by a host of TV comedy writers, the book doesn’t take itself too seriously, and that is somewhat refreshing against Marvel’s often blotted lineup of titles. 

DC isn’t doing quite as well in the Halloween department.  But a $1 reprint of the first issue of  Neil Gaiman’s seminal title Sandman is a passable offering to the ghost and goblin crowd. 

Also at DC, is – and Starbase 21’s Pick of the Week – is Beware the Batman 1 a comic adaptation of Cartoon Network’s (already cancelled?) Batman series of the same name. 

Leaving the big two behind up, over at Dynamite a true Halloween offering appears in the form of the Army of Darkness/ReAnimator one-shot.  As is so often the case with comics nowadays, the cover art – by Randy Valiente – far surpasses its interior art – also by Valiente.  The story by Mark Rahner – featuring a time lost Ash (though he only uses that name in a single panel of this book) finds himself in H.P. Lovecraft’s New England of the 1920s, butting heads with a fairly true to Lovecraft Herbert West and battling both AoD’s Deadites and ReA’s Re-Animates – though far from great is fun and engaging and does lead me to forgive the art.  The issue also reprints 2005’s Reanimator 0, featuring a more detailed retelling of Herbert West’s origin.  The story is by Jim Kuhoric with art – that makes me remember the main story’s art fondly – by Nick Bradshaw. 

Also of note this month, Rocketeer/Spirit 2 finally graces us with its presence – the first issue of this mini-series, my long ‘memberin’ readers will recall, I reviewed back in July.

Tell us what you thought of these titles or if you read something else you think is worthy of getting picked up let us know in the comments below or on twitter @nerdisnewcool

Until next time,


Nerd Is The New Cool, signing off.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Three More Halloween Top Tens (Countdown to Halloween 2)

Our countdown to Halloween continues, with just 10 Days Left!  

As with last week’s post, I’m giving you quantity rather than quality here.  You get three top ten lists, but very little fluff text.  Hope you enjoy it anyway. 

Ten Christmas Films It’s OK to Watch at Halloween;
or, Ten Halloween Films Set at Christmas
(In No Particular Order)

Note: I have intentionally excluded some films that are set at Christmas but not so much that I remember they are set at Christmas (notably Jaws: The Revenge and Psycho – which would have been the worst and best movies on the list had I included them). 

      1.      Black Christmas (1974 version is preferred to the 2006 version)
      2.      Child’s Play
      3.      Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
      4.      Gremlins
      5.      Jack Frost (the 1997 horror film, not the 1998 family comedy)
      6.      Silent Night, Deadly Night
      7.      Tales from the Crypt (…And All Through the House – First movie segment or TV series episode 1.01)
      8.      The Nightmare Before Christmas
      9.      Wind Chill
      10.  Any Super-Hero movie set at Christmas (ex: Batman Returns, Iron Man 3)


While we are on the topic of movies, I had a request for a follow up to last week’s Top Ten Halloween Family Movies.  So, for the open-minded youngsters out there, may I present:

Top Ten Classic Halloween Family Movies

10.       House of Frankenstein
9.         King Kong (1933 version) or better still its sequel Son of Kong
8.         War of the Worlds (1953 version)
7.         Godzilla vs. Megalon
6.         13 Ghosts (1960 version)
5.         Dinosaurus!
4.         Jason and the Argonauts (1963 version)
3.         King Kong Vs. Godzilla
2.         Seven Faces of Dr. Lao
1.         Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Top Ten Works of Short Fiction to Read for Halloween

10.       Sherlock Holmes “The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire” by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
9.         “The Crystal Egg” by H.G. Wells (sort of a prequel to The War of the Worlds)
8.         “The Vampyre” by John Polidori
7.         “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge” by Ambrose Bierce (For something a bit more traditionally horror also by Bierce try “The Damned Thing”)
6.         “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner” by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
5.         “The Monkey’s Paw” by W.W. Jacobs
4.         The Mist by Stephen King
3.         “The Statement of Randolph Carter” by H.P. Lovecraft (For something a bit longer – but still short – also by Lovecraft try “The Call of Cthulhu” or “Herbert West: Re-Animator”)
2.         “The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe

1.         The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving

Until next time, 

Nerd is the New Cool, signing off.

Monday, October 14, 2013

Three Halloween Top Tens (Countdown to Halloween)

Halloween Top Tens

Ok, I’m not going to go into a lot of details on this but to make up for it you’re getting several lists instead of just one. 

Top Thirteen Halloween Songs

13.       Witch Doctor – David Seville (pre-Alvin and the Chipmunks version)
12.       Tie: Love Potion Number 9 – The Clovers/Love Potion Number 9 – The Searchers
11.       I Put a Spell on You – Screamin’ Jay Hawkins (or Bette Midler)
10.       Little Red Riding Hood – Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs
9.         The Hearse Song (aka The Worms Crawl In) – this version is my favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czja6XI_s5k
8.         Science Fiction Double Feature – Cast of Rocky Horror Picture Show 
7.         Ghostbusters – Ray Parker, Jr.
6.         Purple People Eater – Sheb Wooley
5.         Werewolves of London – Warren Zevon
4.         The Time Warp – Cast of Rocky Horror Picture Show  
3.         Somebody’s Watching Me – Rockwell (feat. Michael Jackson)
2.         Monster Mash – Bobby “Boris” Picket
1.         Thriller – Michael Jackson (feat. Vincent Price)

Top Ten Trick or Treat Treats

10.       Full-Sized Candy Bars – not strictly Halloween centric – thus it’s low ranking – but come on, cheapskates.  It’s Halloween, forget the “Fun Sized” and – Great Pumpkin forbid – Minis.   
9.         Tie: Mary Jane/Bit-‘o-Honey
8.         Tie: Pumpkin Shaped Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups/Orange Kit-Kats
7.         Caramels (such as Brach’s Milk Maids or better yet Homemade)
6.         Tie: Dum Dum Pops (especially Root Beer)/Root Beer Barrels
5.         Monster Cereals (Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry) – ok, not candy but still a favorite Halloween treat.
4.         Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses (aka Black and Orange Candy) – amusingly I found this on a list of the worst Halloween Candies!
3.         Candy Corn
2.         Caramel Apples
1.         Homemade Popcorn Balls

Top Ten Halloween Family Movies - Updated

This list assumes your kids automatically think a movie is bad if in black and white, so only relatively recent movies are list here.  This list also excludes cartoons (you can find some of my favorites here: http://nerdthenewcool.blogspot.com/2012/10/top-10-halloween-cartoons.html)  Due to several people calling me out I have changed up this list a bit I have removed Tremors (1990, PG-13) which I had always included with some reservation, due to language and violence.  I have kicked it off and mention it here as a recommendation for families with older kids.  

10.       Scooby-Doo (2002, PG)
9.         Willow (1988, PG)
8.         Transylvania 6-5000 (1985, PG)
7.         The Princess Bride (1987, PG)
6.         Casper (1995, PG)
5.         The NeverEnding Story (1984, PG)
4.         Poltergeist (1982, PG) - Warning: Gets pretty scary, plan to watch something else after it, especially
            with very little kids.  
3.         Ghostbusters (1984, PG-13)
2.         Hocus Pocus (1993, PG)
1.         The Monster Squad (1987, PG-13) - Warning: Language and slight suggestive dialogue


There you have them, three terrifying lists to tantalize you and get you ready for the upcoming holiday. 

Until next time,


Nerd Is The New Cool, signing off.  

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Top Ten Movies to Watch on Halloween

No real fluff text today.  Just my Top 10 Picks for the Movies to Watch on a Dark and Stormy Halloween Night:

1. Halloween
2. House of Frankenstein
3. Psycho
4. Dracula (1932)
5. Brides of Dracula
6. Monster Squad
7. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
8. Night of the Living Dead
9. Plan 9 from Outer Space
10. Godzilla vs. Megalon

Nerd is the New Cool, signing off

Happy Halloween

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Next Post on Wednesday

With just three days left in our Countdown to Halloween, I am postponing this weeks blog entry until Wednesday, October 31.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Top Ten...?


So I lost my flashdrive.  Less “lost,” more “misplaced,” and by “misplaced” I mean “lost.”  As in, it’s on the Island with Jack, Kate, and Sawyer.  I think the Smoke Monster may have it.  Which, if you have the Avengers Blu-ray you know, means it’s in SHIELD’s hands now. 

But I digress, the point is, my flashdrive, with my Top Ten list ideas, is MIA – also a lot of other important things like my most up to day resume and my other writings. Long story short (too late), I’m winging it. 

So I need to come up with an idea for a Top Ten, come up with what goes on that Top Ten, and then write it up, proof read it (Why start now?), put it in blogger, and publish.  All by midnight.  No problem, sounds easy, that’s still hours away…   

Three Hours Later

OK, I got nothing.  I have been planning on doing a Top Ten Hottest Nerds list but I have one pretty mapped out on my flashdrive and wouldn’t want to have to start over, plus Top Ten Hottest needs pics and I’m a little scared of getting sued for using somebody else’s copyrighted images for that so I’m still working on the logistics there but hey, stay tuned.  It’ll happen. 

Also, I’m still on the whole Countdown to Halloween thing (10 Days to Go!), and that isn’t exactly a Halloween themed Top Ten.  I’d need something more like the Top Ten Goriest Slasher Movie Deaths or the Top Ten Most Ironic Horror Movie Deaths.  Oh, or maybe the Top Ten Best Horror Movie Nude Scenes do a little homage to Joe Bob Briggs and the breast count from his Drive-In Movie Reviews.  But no my mom reads this and I can’t go be talking about Boobies and Booties (unless that has something to do with pirates). 

I could to my Top Ten Favorite Scooby-Doo Episodes or the Top Ten Looney Tunes Cartoon Shorts – of the monster ones of course – but with my last list being Halloween Cartoons, that might be a little too soon. 

I’ve also thought about doing a Top Ten Greatest Horror Comics list, but I just can’t bring myself to do it, I haven’t read enough of the ones that really need to make it to do the list justice – I’ve read very little Warren (Creepy, Eerie, etc.) and even less EC (Tales from the Crypt et al).  Kinda related, but less Halloweenie, I could do a Top Ten Comics That Should Be Made Into Movies But Won’t Be – definitely have to work on the title for that one – I’m sure it would have several horror titles on it but still one Halloween enough. 

More on subject would be a Top Ten Reasons Allison Scagliotti Should Play Cassie Hack (#AllisonScag4Cassie).  But other than she’s awesome I can’t think of anything off hand. 

So, I just don’t know.  Guess I’ll just get started on my old stand by…The Top Ten Reasons I Didn’t Write My Blog This Week

But in the mean time, I wanna know what Top Ten lists you want me to write, either from the list above or just from out in the ether. Leave a comment below or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool

Also, because as said before, she's awesome, you can follow Allison Scagliotti on twitter at @allisonscag

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off.  

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Top 10 Halloween Cartoons

Only 24 Days left ‘til Halloween and here at Nerd Is the New Cool, our countdown continues.  I’ve always been a big cartoon guy.  I have several Looney Tunes Gold Collections and a number of other old time cartoon sets – Wal-Mart’s $1 & $5 DVDs have been my friends in both the cartoon and the horrible sci-fi/horror/fantasy movie areas. 

So as we get closer to The Great Pumpkin’s rise from the pumpkin patch – should I have said “Spoiler Alert” before that? cause it’s definitely a give away to what comes below – I thought it fitting to bring you my all-time favorite Top Ten Halloween Cartoons. 

There are lots of great Halloween specials.  Shrek and Monsters Vs. Aliens have both recently done amusing ones, and everything from the Flintstones to Pinky and the Brain has at least had an episode dedicated to the holiday.  

10.  Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween (2005, Disney) – it’s hard for me to put this one on the list, mostly because it’s too new – though I will have other new ones down below – but it has been a major part of my family’s Halloween traditions since it came out.  One of a series of Winnie the Pooh movies that have destroyed the current generations understanding of Heffalumps, it’s still a fun and enjoyable movie. 

9. Mad Monster Party (1967, Rankin/Bass) – I’m not actually a huge fan of this one, but it seemed wrong to leave it out.  Made by the same company as Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer and dozens of other Christmas specials, Mad Monster Party brings together all the classic monsters: Dracula, Frankenstein’s Creature and his Mate, The Invisible Man, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, the Hunchback of Notre Dame, and some generic versions of the Wolfman, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, and King Kong (called It). 

8. Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolf-Man (2000, Universal) – When Theodore is bitten by a werewolf; it’s up to Alvin and Simon, with the aid of a “gypsy” TV horror movie hostess, to save him.  Much better than the Chipmunks other Halloween fair – 1999’s Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein.    

7. The Simpson’s Halloween Specials (aka Treehouse of Horror) (1990-Present, Fox) – Another one that is hard to include.  The first four belong on the list without question.  The Raven, King Kong, and Dracula segments alone are priceless.  Kang and Kodos are among the all-time great Simpsons characters.  Unfortunately, later Treehouse of Horror episodes pale in comparision and the most recent one I watched – 2008’s XIX featuring “Untitled Robot Parody” and “It’s the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse” – was downright unfunny.

6. Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998, Warner Bros./Hanna-Barbera) – OK, not a Halloween cartoon, I get that.  Still, Scooby-Doo is the ultimate scary cartoon series, and this is probably the best of the movies/specials, and is top ten Scooby anything (probably #2 after “Jeepers, It’s the Creeper”). 

5. A Disney Halloween (1983, Disney) – Made from two previous Disney specials (1982’s Disney’s Halloween Treat and 1977’s Disney’s Greatest Villains), this special is the reason I liked Disney cartoons growing up.  A Disney Halloween shows clips from classic Disney movies like Snow White, Fantasia, and Legend of Sleepy Hallow as well as cartoon shorts like Donald Duck and the Gorilla and Skeleton Dance among many others. 

4. Daffy Duck’s Quackbusters (1988, Warner Bros.) – Much like A Disney Halloween, Quackbusters is primarily a clip show, albeit one with a wrapping story of new material tying the old material together.   Daffy inherits a fortune from a rich old man, and uses the money to open a ghost hunting business with employees Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig (and Porky’s pet cat Sylvester).   
 
3. Garfield’s Halloween Adventure (1985, aired on CBS) – Garfield and Odie go trick-or-treating dressed as pirates and encounter the ghosts of real pirates.  A fun romp and one of the best of the Garfield specials. 

2. The Great Bear Scare (1983) – I haven’t seen this one in years, but it was among my all-time favorites as a child.  I had a VHS copy we had recorded off TV – also on the tape was the movie Dinosaurus! – which I watched year round until it the tape died. 

1. It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966, aired on CBS) – the ultimate Halloween classic.  We should all have a little bit of Linus’s optimism and childlike faith, a little bit of Charlie Brown’s eternal trust and faith in his fellow man (child), a little bit of Lucy’s cynicism to balance them out, and a little bit of Snoopy’s cool. 
 
So there you have it. My Top Ten Greatest Halloween Cartoons.  Now I wanna here from you. Let me know your favorite Halloween special(s) in the comments below or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool.

Many, but not all, of the above videos are available on DVD, check out Amazon.com or your local specialty video store.  Unfortunately neither The Great Bear Scare nor A Disney Halloween is among them.   Write your congressmen to try to get that rectified – P.S. Do Not write your congressmen to try to get that rectified.

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Top Ten Scream Queens


Greetings Nerds and Geekgirls, it’s time for the official Halloween countdown to begin.  Last week we talked about Zombies and this week I want to move in the same general scary direction but talking about that most delectable of horror movie archetypes: the Scream Queen. 
Down through the ages – as long as there have been horror movies, there have been scream queens.  Usually with one raining supreme with lesser scream queens – scream princesses? – filling the sidelines (rather than give examples here, I’ll discuss the biggies in a moment down below).
Early scream queens tended toward damsels in distress types, needing rescued by the films “knight in shining armor” or even falling under the knife, not surviving the film.  Later, the slasher film’s Final Girl replaced the classic model, more often saving themselves than waiting for a rescuer – most outlived their romantic interests. 

So here are my Top Ten Scream Queens (With a Few Honorable Mentions), presented in chronological order based on years of reign.  Criteria is based as much on importance as anything else; however, hotness and coolness – which often come hand in hand – are both factors. 

1. Mary Philbin (1903-1993) Reign: Silent Era - Mary Philbin wasn’t necessarily the first of the “silent screamers” , but she is by far the most notable.  Everyone remembers the “red” of the blood in the Psycho shower scene, and everyone remembers the “sound” of Mary’s Phantom of the Opera scream.  Not her only foray into horror, she also appeared notably in The Man Who Laughs. 

2. Fay Wray (1907-2004) Reign: 1932-1934 - Also appearing in Doctor X, The Vampire Bat, Mystery of the Wax Museum, and The Most Dangerous Game, Fay Wray is best known as a scream queen due to her high decibel appearance in King Kong as the love interest of a giant ape. 

3. Evelyn Ankers (1918-1985) Reign: 1941-1945 - The disputed queen of Universal Horror, Evelyn Ankers starred, usually – but not always – opposite Lon Chaney, Jr., in classics ranging from the Abbott and Costello comedy Hold That Ghost to Captive Wild Woman to Mad Ghoul and appeared along with the Wolf Man, Frankenstein’s Monster (in Ghost), Dracula (in Son), and the Invisible Man (in Revenge).

Concurrent to Evelyn (1940-1944) and also mostly at Universal, Anne Gwynne (1918-2003) is our first Honorable Mention.  She appeared opposite Lugosi and Karloff in Black Friday, shared screen time with Evelyn in Weird Woman, and tangled with Dracula but neither the Wolf Man nor the title monster in House of Frankenstein.  

4. Julie Adams (b. 1926) Reign: 1954 - Though her only significant horror role was The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Julie Adams legacy as a sci-fi/horror icon lasts well into the present and her place as scream queen is insured by that performance.  Though not groundbreaking – all of our previously mentioned scream queens played to same “Beauty” to the monster’s “Beast” role – Julie set the tone for all the other short lived screamers of the 1950s Atomic Age Sci-Fi/Horror films. 

5. Janet Leigh (1927-2004) Reign: 1960 - Like Julie Adams before her, Janet Leigh was a one scream wonder, but oh, what a scream.  The star and heroine of Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, Janet - SPOILER ALERT! - dies a third of the way into the film in a blood bath (blood shower?) that is one of the first “graphic” scenes of violence in movies.  SPOILERS END Janet’s scream is among – if not the – most famous screams in motion picture history. 

6. Tie: Barbara Steele (b. 1937) Reign: 1960-1969 and Ingrid Pitt (1937-2010) Reign: 1964-1973) – Two British scream queens, one an export more famous for her Italian and American films, the other the ultimate Hammer Girl.  Barbara Steele stole the crown from Janet Leigh as it was still settling on her head and she and Ingrid Pitt have overlapping claim to it for most of the high of their careers.  Barbara starred notably in Mario Bava’s Black Sunday, Roger Corman’s The Pit and the Pendulum, and Honeymoon with a Stranger, alongside Janet Leigh.  Ingrid appeared in Hammer’s Vampire Lovers and Countess Dracula, Amicus’s The House That Dripped Blood and The Wicker Man. 
Honorable Mentions: It’s hard to narrow a list like this down, and it’s hard to decide who counts.  Linda Blair (b. 1959) for example was only 14 when she starred in The Exorcist, the role that most qualifies her for scream queen status, but that seems too young to wear the crown.  Marilyn Burns (b. 1950) seems like the next choice to replace Steele/Pitt, but like Julie Adams and Janet Leigh, her contribution of only one significant film The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is a drawback – as significant as the film is, Marilyn role isn’t that significant as a scream queen.  I don’t mean to say Marilyn wasn’t a scream queen, but she just wasn’t one of the greatest, in my humble opinion. 

7. Jamie Lee Curtis (b. 1958) Reign: 1978-1984 - If only one name had been mentioned in this blog, only one scream queen named, this would be she.  Jamie Lee Curtis: The Scream Queen.  It almost feels cheap to bother naming her films: Halloween and Halloween II, The Fog, Prom Night, and Terror Train. 

 The 80s were the age of the scream queen.  Brinke Stevens, Adrienne Barbeau, Michelle Bauer, Julie Strain, picking the greatest is enough to make someone scream themselves.  But…

8.  Linnea Quigley (b. 1958) Reign: 1984-? - Linnea Quigley, the ultimate – disputed – scream queen of the 80s.  Her numerous films – including Return of the Living Dead, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (best B-Movie name of all time?), and Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers to name but a few – are genre classics, she even briefly appears in a Freddy Kruger movie.  

9. Drew Barrymore (b. 1975) Reign: 1991-1996 - In what I expect to be the most disputed name on the list, Drew Barrymore’s horror films are limited but significant.  Her earlier films included E.T. (though not horror, a very significant Sci-Fi film and like other Sci-Fi film before it – The Day the Earth Stood Still comes to mind – a major influence on horror movies to come), Cat’s Eye, and Firestarter (both from works by Stephen King).  She became a scream queen thanks to film like Poison Ivy and was significant enough to be offered the lead role in Scream which she passed on choosing instead to be SPOILER ALERT! the “First 15” victim SPOILERS END.  

10. Neve Campbell (b. 1973) Reign: 1996-c. 2000.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Top Ten Greatest Zombie Movies

As Halloween is approaching my mind is turning more and more to scary movies.  I love all kinds of horror flicks: Psycho Killers (both realistic and supernatural ones), Vampires, Werewolves, Big Apes and Bigger Lizards, Mummies, Trolls, Aliens, Goblins, and Sharks.  I’m not so much into the splatterporn/tortureporn stuff like those cheap Hotel movies or the Wood Cutting Implement series, but I’m not above gore – Texas Chainsaw Massacre jumps forward as a classic example of greatness and gore sharing the same space. 

But of all the subgenres of horror, one has dominated the spotlight in recent years: Zombie and Zombie Apocalypse movies. 

Thus, to begin our countdown to Halloween (36 Days!), I present the Ten Greatest Zombie Movies (in chronological order). 


To begin, the Rules: a Zombie isn’t a Zombie isn’t a Zombie.  White Zombie, I Walked With a Zombie, Cast a Deadly Spell, House of the Dead, and Reanimator, all feature zombies of different varieties.  None of them make this list.  Nor do Frankenstein’s monster, Mummies, or Vampires, all technically Walking Dead, but not zombies.  This list is of Romero, Russo, and O’Bannon style zombies only, MTV style zombies make the cut if they are true zombies, but not if they are only zombie like (28 Days Later). 

1.  Night of the Living Dead (1968) – the first, the classic, the film all other zombie films are judged on – and it wasn’t even supposed to be zombies.  Written by George A. Romero and John A. Russo, Night was originally supposed to be Ghouls - the traditional flesh-eating undead creatures. 
2. Dawn of the Dead (1978) – Romero and Russo split company after Night each wanting to take the series in different directions.  Romero’s follow-up was Dawn of the Dead, produced by Italian horror master Dario Argento.  It closely follows the same themes and tone as Night and is filled with Romero’s brand of humor and social commentary. 
3. Zombie (1979) – In Italy, Argento reedited Dawn and released it as Zombi, which spawned a series of sequels of its own, beginning with Lucio Fulci’s Zombi 2 or – as it was released in America – Zombie.  Fulci’s film – like Argento’s reedit of Dawn - is more serious and more graphically gory than the Romero films.  Iconic scenes include a woman getting her eye gouged out and a fight between a zombie and a shark.  Fulci went on to make more of his own – unrelated – zombie films and the Zombi series continued with one more official film and dozens of unofficial ones. 
4. Return of the Living Dead (1985) – While Romero continued the Dead films, Russo began writing novels, starting with an adaptation of Night and followed by Return of the Living Dead.  Russo’s Zombies stayed relatively true to the classic Walking Dead zombies.  But this 1985 film adaptation of the novel did not.  Anyone who thinks zombies feed on human brains has seen, or at least heard references to, Dan O’Bannon’s horror/black comedy Return of the Living Dead.  Famous for its Ghouls’ hunger – and moaning – for brains, as well as 80’s scream queen Linnea Quigley’s – a hum – “wardrobe,” Return spawned two true sequels – one funny, one not – and two in-name-only sequels – not funny and not really O’Bannon style zombies. 
5. Night of the Living Dead (1990) – Romero, along with frequent collaborator/gore effects god Tom Savini as director, returned to the original material to remake Night mostly to prevent someone else from doing it.  Not as creepy as the original film, not as fun as Return, Savini’s Night is good for a few scares and far exceeds the later 2006 remake. 
6. Resident Evil (2002) – This flick – more action than horror – based on the video game franchise of the same name, is more flash than substance, but – along with its multiple sequels (which are only in various degrees zombie movies – some are more in line with not zombie movies featuring zombies) – is among the finest examples of MTV Zombies and is a very fun film. 
7. Dawn of the Dead (2004) - Zack Snyder’s Dawn remake is an even better example of MTV Zombies – fast moving, scary (if cheaply), intense, somehow less realistic than the Romero zombie.  The two Dawns are among – if not the - greatest zombie movies of all time.  However, Dawn was only the second greatest zombie film of ’04…

8.  Shaun of the Dead (2004) – The film that made slow-moving, flesh-eating, rotting corpses cool again…and funny.  Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg’s “romantic comedy…with zombies” was, along with Snyder’s Dawn responsible for reigniting the zombie brushfire.  Shaun is the Zombie genre’s Scream - a serious, but funny, loving attack on the conventions of the zombie movie.  It even goes so far as to point out you’re not supposed to call them “zombies.”

9.  Land of the Dead (2005) – Romero’s studio zombie film which was made thanks to the two films immediately above.  Sometimes called Romero’s greatest zombie film, sometimes not looked at so favorably.  Land is filled with the “biting” social commentary of Romero’s former films and cameo’s several Romero regulars, but also features some name actors and a budget. 

10.  Diary of the Dead (2008) – Romero’s follow up to Land and possibly a reboot of the Dead series, Diary is my personal favorite of the second Dead trilogy films.  It comments not only on society – social media especially – and commercialism – horror movies do better than serious documentaries – but also on MTV zombies – “I told you dead things move slow!”


So there you have it.  Ten Zombie films to sink your teeth into.  Did your favorite make the list?  Or was it left out?  Was my list too Romero heavy? Not enough?  Do you like Romero zombies, O’Bannon zombies, or MTV zombies?  Or are flesh-eating zombies lame and there should be more voodoo zombie flicks. 

Let me know your Zombie preferences in the comments below or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool. 

Also, for a long but incomplete list of zombie films see This Page on Wikipedia. 

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off.