Monday, September 24, 2012

Top Ten Greatest Zombie Movies

As Halloween is approaching my mind is turning more and more to scary movies.  I love all kinds of horror flicks: Psycho Killers (both realistic and supernatural ones), Vampires, Werewolves, Big Apes and Bigger Lizards, Mummies, Trolls, Aliens, Goblins, and Sharks.  I’m not so much into the splatterporn/tortureporn stuff like those cheap Hotel movies or the Wood Cutting Implement series, but I’m not above gore – Texas Chainsaw Massacre jumps forward as a classic example of greatness and gore sharing the same space. 

But of all the subgenres of horror, one has dominated the spotlight in recent years: Zombie and Zombie Apocalypse movies. 

Thus, to begin our countdown to Halloween (36 Days!), I present the Ten Greatest Zombie Movies (in chronological order). 


To begin, the Rules: a Zombie isn’t a Zombie isn’t a Zombie.  White Zombie, I Walked With a Zombie, Cast a Deadly Spell, House of the Dead, and Reanimator, all feature zombies of different varieties.  None of them make this list.  Nor do Frankenstein’s monster, Mummies, or Vampires, all technically Walking Dead, but not zombies.  This list is of Romero, Russo, and O’Bannon style zombies only, MTV style zombies make the cut if they are true zombies, but not if they are only zombie like (28 Days Later). 

1.  Night of the Living Dead (1968) – the first, the classic, the film all other zombie films are judged on – and it wasn’t even supposed to be zombies.  Written by George A. Romero and John A. Russo, Night was originally supposed to be Ghouls - the traditional flesh-eating undead creatures. 
2. Dawn of the Dead (1978) – Romero and Russo split company after Night each wanting to take the series in different directions.  Romero’s follow-up was Dawn of the Dead, produced by Italian horror master Dario Argento.  It closely follows the same themes and tone as Night and is filled with Romero’s brand of humor and social commentary. 
3. Zombie (1979) – In Italy, Argento reedited Dawn and released it as Zombi, which spawned a series of sequels of its own, beginning with Lucio Fulci’s Zombi 2 or – as it was released in America – Zombie.  Fulci’s film – like Argento’s reedit of Dawn - is more serious and more graphically gory than the Romero films.  Iconic scenes include a woman getting her eye gouged out and a fight between a zombie and a shark.  Fulci went on to make more of his own – unrelated – zombie films and the Zombi series continued with one more official film and dozens of unofficial ones. 
4. Return of the Living Dead (1985) – While Romero continued the Dead films, Russo began writing novels, starting with an adaptation of Night and followed by Return of the Living Dead.  Russo’s Zombies stayed relatively true to the classic Walking Dead zombies.  But this 1985 film adaptation of the novel did not.  Anyone who thinks zombies feed on human brains has seen, or at least heard references to, Dan O’Bannon’s horror/black comedy Return of the Living Dead.  Famous for its Ghouls’ hunger – and moaning – for brains, as well as 80’s scream queen Linnea Quigley’s – a hum – “wardrobe,” Return spawned two true sequels – one funny, one not – and two in-name-only sequels – not funny and not really O’Bannon style zombies. 
5. Night of the Living Dead (1990) – Romero, along with frequent collaborator/gore effects god Tom Savini as director, returned to the original material to remake Night mostly to prevent someone else from doing it.  Not as creepy as the original film, not as fun as Return, Savini’s Night is good for a few scares and far exceeds the later 2006 remake. 
6. Resident Evil (2002) – This flick – more action than horror – based on the video game franchise of the same name, is more flash than substance, but – along with its multiple sequels (which are only in various degrees zombie movies – some are more in line with not zombie movies featuring zombies) – is among the finest examples of MTV Zombies and is a very fun film. 
7. Dawn of the Dead (2004) - Zack Snyder’s Dawn remake is an even better example of MTV Zombies – fast moving, scary (if cheaply), intense, somehow less realistic than the Romero zombie.  The two Dawns are among – if not the - greatest zombie movies of all time.  However, Dawn was only the second greatest zombie film of ’04…

8.  Shaun of the Dead (2004) – The film that made slow-moving, flesh-eating, rotting corpses cool again…and funny.  Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg’s “romantic comedy…with zombies” was, along with Snyder’s Dawn responsible for reigniting the zombie brushfire.  Shaun is the Zombie genre’s Scream - a serious, but funny, loving attack on the conventions of the zombie movie.  It even goes so far as to point out you’re not supposed to call them “zombies.”

9.  Land of the Dead (2005) – Romero’s studio zombie film which was made thanks to the two films immediately above.  Sometimes called Romero’s greatest zombie film, sometimes not looked at so favorably.  Land is filled with the “biting” social commentary of Romero’s former films and cameo’s several Romero regulars, but also features some name actors and a budget. 

10.  Diary of the Dead (2008) – Romero’s follow up to Land and possibly a reboot of the Dead series, Diary is my personal favorite of the second Dead trilogy films.  It comments not only on society – social media especially – and commercialism – horror movies do better than serious documentaries – but also on MTV zombies – “I told you dead things move slow!”


So there you have it.  Ten Zombie films to sink your teeth into.  Did your favorite make the list?  Or was it left out?  Was my list too Romero heavy? Not enough?  Do you like Romero zombies, O’Bannon zombies, or MTV zombies?  Or are flesh-eating zombies lame and there should be more voodoo zombie flicks. 

Let me know your Zombie preferences in the comments below or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool. 

Also, for a long but incomplete list of zombie films see This Page on Wikipedia. 

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

New Post: Top 10 Zombie Movies Coming Tomorrow

No new post today.  I have started it and expect to publish tomorrow (Monday, September 24) night. 

The subject - kicking off Nerd Is the New Cool's countdown to our favorite holiday: Halloween - is Zombie movies.  Hope to see you then. 

Sorry for the time delay - and for not publishing last weekend.

Nerd is the New Cool, signing off. 

Sunday, September 9, 2012

The Summer of the Nerd

I’ve always been a nerd… I think.  I might be a geek instead.  I’ve recently discovered that either I don’t know the difference or there isn’t one. 

I’ve seen stuff online that basically says a geek is a high functioning nerd.  A nerd is an obsessed, intelligent, socially awkward person and a geek an obsessed, intelligent, not socially awkward person.  On the other hand, I’ve heard a geek is a more socially awkward, less intelligent nerd, or that a geek’s intelligence is limited to technology.  I’ve also read that a geek is obsessed with multiple things “nerdy” and a nerd with only one or two specific things, but I’ve also read the exact opposite of that two. 

Regardless, I identify myself as a nerd, mostly because I’ve always identified myself that way. 

My nerdy obsessions have always been limited to a couple of areas (comic books, horror and sci-fi movies, some cult TV shows) and I’ve never gotten into many others (video games and the whole gaming community have always been outside my area – I got an NES back when it was still cool, but my most recent game system purchase was a GameCube and when I bought it Wii, PS3, and X-Box 360 had all been around for a while). 

This summer though, I’ve been starting to expand my geekdom and nerd culture.  So, this week on Nerd Is the New Cool, I’m showcasing my Top Ten New Nerd Obsessions (in no particular order)

Conan the Barbarian

This one may be a little further back than “summer” but I recently started reading a collection of Robert E. Howard’s Conan short stories, and it has dominated my kindle ever since.  My current Conan obsession stems out of my long standing Lovecraft/Cthulhu obsession and this as a whole works well with my other new obsessions below. 

YouTube

Aw, YouTube, how have I lived without you?  Ok, that’s not true.  I have been watching YouTube for awhile now: Candy Mountain Charlie, The Guild, and Bite Me have long been in my browser history, but only recently did I truly become a YouTube junky.  Blame ScreenTeam’s Pokémon/Party Rock video.  I found it one night while watching the Party Rock music video, 6 hours later, I’d watched a ton of ScreenTeam and Black Nerd videos, plus discoved Felicia Day’s Geek and Sundry channel.  Now such nerd worthy names as Katie Wilson and Lisa Foiles have joined the ranks of my YouTube subscriptions. 

And speaking of Geek and Sundry…

TableTop

Wil Wheaton’s YouTube show about tabletop gaming has led to a number of purchase from Hastings, Barnes and Nobles, and Amazon, and a very long Amazon Wishlist to boot.  I have now watched every episode of the show and plan on continuing into the future.  Anyone needing birthday or Christmas gift ideas for me should check out the show, I want basically everything they’ve played plus more…Settlers of Catan and Munchkin are my top two wants.  I have bought both Zombie Dices and Star Munchkin and have played them both dozens of times already. 

Dungeons and Dragons

Also, brought on by TableTop, D&D is the quid-essential tabletop game.  Though a nerd/geek classic, I never played it largely due to its bad rap as a “satanic” game that leads to murder, witchcraft, and suicide, rumors that in recent years have largely faded way. 

I’ve recently purchased the basic set, the “Red Box,” and have downloaded a couple of adventures/modules off the internet.  My wife and I have both played the solo adventure from the Red Box and have a few friends – all also D&D virgins – lined up for our first campaign. 

World of Warcraft

Talking about (tabletop) gaming naturally lead to talking about video gaming.  Several of my friends play WOW, but it was one of my wife’s coworkers who, calling me out on not playing, got me too start.  I’m not sure what I think of the game, it isn’t the funnest thing I’ve ever played but it is good, mindless entertainment.  I downloaded the free version and my wife upped me to the “battlechest” – the basic game and first two expansions. 

Hot Nerds/Geeks

Ok, I’ve always been obsessed with hot girls, and geekiness is hot.  But this summer I’ve discovered some truly hot nerds.   ScreenTeam’s Angie Griffin, Lisa Foiles, Katie Wilson, Katrina “ActionFlickChick” Hill.  Yet, one more reason I’ve become a YouTube junky. 

Twitter

Is Twitter still nerdy? I’m not sure, but I’m more into twitter than I ever was facebook, probably because facebook is all funny cat pics (funny since YouTube is largely funny cat videos). 

Game of Thrones

This is another one of those, I’m not sures.  We rented the first two episodes and now I want to see the rest of the first season, but I’m not sure I like it.  I haven’t finished watching it yet so we’ll see.  I’ll let you know. 

The Summer of Valiant

Yes, I know, I said I was already into comics, but it had been months since I picked up a new issue before this came out.  It was my dad who started getting Valiant, both the classic 90s version and this new one.  I’m also picking up Hit Girl and Before Watchmen but so far I’m not impressed with either of them. 


So, last time I ended up with about 20 on my top ten list, so to balance out the universe I looks like I’m going to stop at 9.  I’d like to say this was intentional symmetry on my part but I’m just hard up to think of a 10th entry.  Oh well and Say “La V.”


Now, I wanna see your nerd obsessions both old and new (or even your take on the nerd and geek definitions).  Let me know in the comments below or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool. 

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Top 10 Characters or Duoes Who Should Appear in the New Avengers Movie


With all the post-SDCC buzz about Iron Man 3, Thor 2, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Ant-Man, I felt the need to chime in with my 2 cents on the Mighty Marvel (Cinematic) Universe. 

I was originally going to do the 10 characters who should appear in the next Avengers movie, but that was impossible…so to save spaces, I made it characters or duos.  Still couldn’t weed it down.  So here is my Top 10 (+3) Characters or Duos Who Should Appear in the Next Avengers Movie

First off, the Bonus Round:

13.  Wonder Man: My absolute least favorite classic Avengers character.  Simon Williams started out as an Avengers villain but quickly redeemed himself, just in time to die.  Being a Marvel villain Wonder Man naturally didn’t stay dead, and being an Avengers villain he quickly reformed and became a member of the team. 

12.  Sharon “Agent 13” Carter: Captain America’s Silver Age (and most significant) girlfriend.  She is more important to the Cap franchise and needs to show up there (possibly first), but a quick cameo with SHIELD, of which she is a member, isn’t uncalled for here.  Also, let’s all remember that Sharon is Peggy Carter’s nearly identical looking sister/niece/whatever-the-sliding-timeline-is-currently-calling-her and can thus be played by Hayley Atwell from Captain America: The First Avenger. 

11.  The Sub-Mariner:  Cap’s debut movie featured a cameo by Marvel’s first hero The Human Torch, leaving his longtime ally/enemy Namor – who was among the Avenger’s earliest foes – MIA and desperately due for an appearance on screen.  Though, personally, I’d rather see him – along with Hulk, Dr. Strange, and the Silver Surfer – in a Defenders movie.  Stan, Joss, could ya’ll get on that for me?

And now, the actual Top 10 part of this Top 10 list:

10.  The Vision:  Another classic Avenger of whom I’m not a big fan.  But like Wonder Man, Vision *is* a classic.  Not the most glaring of errors in the Marvel Cinematic Universe so far, but the lack of vision (ha, see what I did there? Comic gold) so far is in need of correction.

9.  Kang and/or Immortus: Kang and Immortus are among my favorite Avengers villains.  Citizen Kang being my favorite modern Avengers story.  Probably just a post-credits teaser for Avengers 3 (as my picks below will make clear, they aren’t the main villain(s) of this story). 

8.  Hercules: He should be an Avenger, he is after all one of the classics (I’m invoking that a lot on here aren’t I?) but I’d settle for a drunken brawl with Thor either here or in Thor: The Dark World  Fights with some of the others, such as Hulk, could also be enjoyable. 

7.  Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver: Yes, they were X-Men characters first, and yes Quicksilver was more or less in the third X-Men movie, but along with Cap and Hawkeye, these two were the Avengers for quite a while. 

6.  Enchantress and The Executioner: Between Thor and The Avengers how have these two not shown up yet.  The Enchantress is by far Thor’s coolest villain and is a deep, complex character – not as deep and complex as the movie version of Loki, but deep and complex none the less.  And a brawl between Executioner and Thor or Hulk would be much more Cinematically pleasing than the whipping Loki took from the Jolly Green Giant in Avengers.   

5.  Captain Mar-Vell:  Ok, so he was never an Avenger, and he wasn’t even in the title that often, but Thanos was in the post-credits scene and let’s face it Thanos wasn’t an Avengers villain.  Thanos was a Captain Mar-Vell villain, an Adam Warlock villain, and a Silver Surfer villain… Just be happy I didn’t put Adam Warlock on the list and move on. 


Side Note: Damn!  I forgot Carol!  The whole list is invalid! Side Note Ends.

4.  Black Panther: I could once again invoke the “classic” argument for T’Challa but I think a better argument would be, in a team with a rich diverse collection of characters, in a Universe where the traditionally white Nick Fury is African American, why are all the characters Caucasians?   Black Panther was among the first black heroes, Marvel’s third after Waku, Prince of the Bantu (an Atlas Comics character) and Gabe Jones (from Sgt. Fury and the Howling Commandoes) and the first black Super-Hero (with super-power) from any company. 

3.  Baron Zemo:  My first pick for the main villain in Avengers 2 is – of course – Thanos.  But my second pick is Zemo – introduce him in the WW2 section of Captain America: The Winter Soldier first then have him over here leading the Masters of Evil: Enchantress, Executioner, Wonder Man, Radioactive Man (likely to appear in Iron Man 3).  Maybe do both, have this be the something “more personal.  More painful” Whedon talked about and Thanos this looming threat in the background. 

2.  Rick Jones: I don’t need to say anything here.  Marvel should just be ashamed he wasn’t in The Incredible Hulk and The Avengers and correct the situation with Avengers 2. 

1.  Henry Pym and The Wasp: Ok, what Marvel and/or Avengers fan didn’t see this coming as number 1?  Pym and Wasp were founding Avengers.  They were there before all the characters listed above as “classics”, before Hawkeye and Black Widow, even before Captain America “The First Avengers” himself.  Avengers number 1 starred Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Ant-Man (Pym), Wasp, Rick Jones, and Loki. 

By the way, I say Pym not Ant-Man for two reasons.  Number 1: I want Hank Pym not Scott Lang or any of the other Ant-Men.  And Number 2: I’d be cool with Pym as Giant-Man.  Wasp is going to give us our shrinking hero, Pym can be a growing one instead. 

 
So that’s my list.  The Top 10(? 13? 17?) Characters for Avengers 2.   That is of course not counting the others characters who should be in it…Thanos, a cameoing Stan Lee, Phil Coulson, everybody from the first film…

Now I wanna see your list… Who do you want to see in the next Avengers film (or anywhere else in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).  Let me know in the comments below or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool. 

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off

 

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Top Ten Cancelled Too Soon TV Shows

On her YouTube vlog, Katie Wilson recently posted a video asking her fans what their favorite cancelled too soon TV show was. That got me thinking...there have been a lot of great TV shows, especially genre shows (Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror) that have been either too smart or too original for network TV and been cancelled early on. Some classic examples like Firefly and Crusade where cancelled before the first episode ever even aired.

Here is my list of the Ten Greatest Cancelled Too Soon TV Shows

Honorable Mentions: I was very tempted to include Quantum Leap on this list but its ending was just a little too satisfactory for me (my dad on the other hand *hates* the ending).  I also originally included Aaron Sorkin’s Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip but took it off deciding it didn’t fit with the overall theme of the rest of the list – Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror genre shows. 

10. The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. (1993-1994; 1 Season/27 Episodes) - This sci-fi/western/comedy had more inaccuracies than Xena and King Arthur combined, but that was a large part of the appeal.  The wronger it got; the cooler it was.  Bounty hunter Brisco, played by the incomparable Bruce Campbell, along with his colorful ensemble of allies – including an Elvis impersonating sheriff, a mad scientist, and a horse who puts Lassie to shame when it comes to saving the day – went up against  super-powered villains, time travelling criminals, desert pirates, and a real Psycho (in a Hitchcock inspired episode).  The first season wrapped up most of the plotlines and came to an acceptable conclusion – though a couple of series regulars were absent from the finale – but more seasons were planned and unfortunately never came to light. 

9. Crusade (1999; less than 1 Season/13 Episodes) – Ok, so Crusade kinda sucked… a lot.  But it shouldn’t have.  The followup to Babylon 5 – one of, if not the, best science fiction shows of all time – should have been great.  And it might have been, but repeated interference from the network forced changes and disrupted the storyline, which was then further hurt by the show being aired out of order.  Even with the great J. Michael Straczynski at the helm, Crusade never stood a chance. 

8.  Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2008-2009; 2 Seasons/31 Episodes) – Not as good as the first two films, on par with the third, and way better than the fourth.  I could have lived with it cancelling had the ending not been a cliff hanger.  A three hour movie or mini-series could successfully wrap it up for me. 

7.  Surface (2005-2006; 1 Season/15 Episodes) – Admittedly, Surface didn’t start very strong.  But by the season finale, it had managed to evolve into an evoking and engaging series with a compelling mystery at its center.  In my opinion, it had moved from cheap imitation of Lost to a superior entertainment.    Invasion another show from the same time suffered the same cycle as Surface. 

6.  American Gothic (1995-1996; 1 Season/22 Episodes) – It’s hard to write this one because unlike the rest of the series on this list I haven’t seen an episode in the 16 years since it went off the air.  A supernatural detective story of sorts, American Gothic had the small town mythos that has worked so well with more recent shows like Haven.  The local sheriff, played by Crusade’s Gary Cole, making his second appearance on the list, may have been the Devil, but at the very least he was a powerful and charismatic evil entity.  The show also featured Sling Blade’s Lucas Black, and Honorable Mention Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip’s Sarah Paulson. 

5.  Carnivàle (2003-2005; 2 Seasons/24 Episodes) – The first book ended, but a lot wasn’t answered and a lot was left hanging is … dead? Is …? And for that matter is …?  It was what shows like Lost, Tru Blood, and Game of Thrones struggle to be – and usually successes at – but it got there first…a mythos filled television novel.  Not the best show on this list, but probably the one I most want to get brought back. 

4. Heroes (2006-2011; 4 Seasons/78 Episodes) – Aw…if only they’d brought it back for a third season…oh what could have been.  But seriously, after a couple of week seasons, Heroes left us on a compelling cliffhanger.  It made a few mistakes – as far back as the second season things were going astray – but it managed to be one of the smartest and most engaging Super-Hero shows of all time.  Excluding cartoons, it is probably second only to Lois and Clark as the best Super-Hero series ever. 

3.  Gargoyles (1994-1997; 3 Seasons/78 Episodes) – One of my all-time favorite shows of all-time.  Killed twice.  One of many reasons Disney sucks.  The Avengers movie almost makes up for cancelling Gargoyles but not quiet.  This kids show had almost as much mythos as Carnivàle and Lost and sometimes executed it better than the latter.  Demona is still one of my favorite Super-Villains…

2. Tie – Firefly (2002; less than 1 Season/14 Episodes) and Dollhouse (2009-2010; 2 Seasons/26 Episodes) – Joss Whedon is known for complex storytelling, witty dialog, quirky ensemble casts, and network interference.  Both of these shows exemplify those qualities – especially the last one.  Both shows were incredible, smart, funny and dramatic, TV.  Both were destroyed by Fox; the first quiet possibly intentionally.  Firefly’s follow-up movie Serenity concluded the show and answered the unanswered questions about River Tam, but the adventures of Mal and Serenity’s crew were far from completed and could have lasted for years if allowed.  Dollhouse suffered the same fate, forced into a too quick conclusion though it lasted a bit longer first.  Echo’s story was pushed into a conclusion but it was far from the natural fluid ending one would expect from the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dr. Horrible.  Fox should be ashamed of itself, it let the Simpsons go for years after it stopped being any good but killed these two shows in their prime. 

1. Farscape (1999-2003, 2004; 4 Seasons/Episodes and a Mini-Series/2 Episodes) – Farscape was one of those shows that knew exactly what it was, but no one glancing at it understood it.  A quick look while flipping through the channels would not stop many viewers – the show featured puppets as main characters! – and its smart writing and incredible storyline were lost to many.  Killed way before its time, the show ended on a cliffhanger (the apparent death of two main characters followed by the dread words To Be Continued).  The Sci-Fi channel brought the show back a year later for a 2 episode mini-series to wrap up loose ends but condensing what should have been a 22 episode season into four hours took a toll on the finale.   The mini might have concluded the show, but a single additional season might have more successfully brought it to a close. 


Well, that wraps this countdown up, but I know I missed a ton of great shows.  Just in the course of writing this I had to kick Due South and Time Trax out to make room for American Gothic and Carnivàle, once I thought of them. 

Feel free to let me know in the comments or on my twitter page @nerdisnewcool what shows you think should have made the list. 

Check out Random Thoughts With Katie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCEhyP9f-IA&feature=g-u-u.  Give her a like and subscribe…she’s a true treasure of the nerd community.

Nerd Is the New Cool, signing off